Who let him join the Sword Sect?!

Chapter 1024 - 497: Dragon Tiger Leopard Massage Immortal Master

Who let him join the Sword Sect?!

Chapter 1024 - 497: Dragon Tiger Leopard Massage Immortal Master

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Chapter 1024: Chapter 497: Dragon Tiger Leopard Massage Immortal Master

Hearing the word treasure, Lily’s treasure radar immediately went off.

She carefully put down the golden dish in her hand, stretched her neck and asked, "Where is it, where’s the treasure? Let me see!"

"Wait a moment, this little thing is a bit stubborn."

Qiao Lezhi, with his back turned to Zhang Ze, was forcefully pulling the rope in his hand.

As Qiao Lezhi exerted his strength, the rope in his hand shone with a ring of golden light, clearly not an ordinary object.

Amidst a teeth-clenching friction sound, the so-called treasure was finally dragged out by Qiao Lezhi.

"What is this thing?" Li rolled down from Zhang Ze’s head, ran to the side of that thing, stretched out her tongue, and licked it.

"Smack, smack~ no taste, not good to eat." With that, Li jumped back into Zhang Ze’s arms.

What Qiao Lezhi dragged out was a humanoid creature, somewhat resembling a pretzel or peanut with limbs, overall gray-white, rocky texture.

Its hands were long, extending forward, facing the strange thing, always giving a feeling of being watched.

"What exactly is this thing? Where’s the treasure?" Lily tilted her head curiously and asked.

Qiao Lezhi still didn’t turn around, she just tilted her body, but her eyes were still fixed on the face of the stone pretzel.

"This is the treasure, but I don’t know what it is because this thing was summoned from the Stone Pill," Qiao Lezhi said innocently scratching the back of his head.

Zhang Ze, "So you are..."

"I kind of don’t want to keep it, so I’m thinking of giving it away, like keeping it in the family, I just wanted to show you two first.

"What do you think, this thing at home is quite fun."

Zhang Ze, "I get it, you’re planning to abandon it."

Qiao Lezhi, "Hehehe, what abandoning, this is graduation, exporting talent to the Four Continents, finding a better platform for my pretzel to advance."

Looking at the strange creature referred to as the pretzel by Qiao Lezhi, Zhang Ze sighed.

Since the summoning of the Stone Pill somewhat involved some cause and effect, and is essentially a wish to the Four Continents Mother.

Currently, it hasn’t been widely opened, always small-scale testing and drawing lots, and no matter what is drawn, one must be responsible.

Qiao Lezhi’s behavior was obviously like abandonment.

But Qiao Lezhi hesitated, "It’s not that I dislike it, mainly because it’s really not suitable.

"You know, I am someone who needs sleep, so when I made a wish, I wanted something that I could always hold while sleeping like Dabao or Li.

"Best if it’s warm in the winter and cool in the summer."

"So?" Zhang Ze touched the pretzel summoned by Qiao Lezhi and found that this thing was quite suitable for Qiao Lezhi’s needs.

Even though it’s the hot summer, this thing was very mild, cool to the touch but not cold.

Plus, it has a bit of elasticity, when placed sideways, it can leave a space for an arm to stretch out, essentially the innate pillow Saint Body.

"Isn’t this thing quite in line with your requirements? Why don’t you want it?" Zhang Ze asked curiously.

Qiao Lezhi sighed, "Because this thing is too clingy, it needs to be watched all the time, otherwise it will give me a massage, like scratching an itch, can’t sleep at all."

Zhang Ze, "Massage?"

"Yeah," Qiao Lezhi nodded, "If you don’t believe me, close your eyes."

Zhang Ze, Lily, and Li obediently closed their eyes, and in the moment they closed them, Zhang Ze sensed a ripple from Earth Sea.

When he opened his eyes again, the pretzel that was facing Qiao Lezhi was already behind her, and its hands were pinching Qiao Lezhi’s shoulders and neck.

"See, this is how it massages." As Qiao Lezhi said, she comfortably twisted her neck, causing a string of crackling bone sounds.

However, seeing the pretzel’s forceful movement as if it wanted to squeeze out a fart, Zhang Ze felt this wasn’t a massage.

The pretzel should have been trying to strangle Qiao Lezhi, only... it seems it couldn’t break through Qiao Lezhi’s defense?

A carefully planned strangulation turned into a vigorous muscle massage.

Zhang Ze, "Emmm...."

In a sense, this thing is indeed a treasure.

Lily watched enviously, she happened to be lacking a little helper for massage, though Fuji’s techniques were also excellent, they were too good, some were still difficult to endure, showing excess beyond reprisal.

Though feeling envious, but this thing needs to be watched all the time, which is a hassle.

But Lily thought for a moment and quickly had an idea.

She crawled under the table, triggering the room’s mechanism, and soon a bronze pillar rose from the floor, with the pillar rising, a circular array unfolded centered around the bronze pillar.

With Qiao Lezhi’s help, Lily tied the pretzel to the bronze pillar.

"Close your eyes and try it," Lily said.

When the pretzel disappeared from the three’s sight, the ripple from Earth Sea surged again, only this time the pretzel didn’t give anyone a ’massage.’

The Immortal Binding Rope was pulled tight, the bronze pillar, and the array restrained the pretzel’s actions.

"See, now it can not only massage but also be used as a drying rack."

Just as Lily said, without waiting for Zhang Ze to speak, she stood in front of the pretzel and snapped her fingers, as if the squid ink, a black fog appeared in front of Zhang Ze and Qiao Lezhi, blocking their vision.

As the gaze disappeared, the pretzel locked onto Lily as a target.

And then...

"Help! Help me! I’m dying! I’m dying!"

Lily’s wails came from within the black fog.

The fact proved that not all strange creatures are gentle like Fuji, and not everyone is like Lily, having a body that collapses on touch.

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