Who let him join the Sword Sect?!

Chapter 908 - 446: Shaking Hands with Fuji Only Costs Five Bucks (Part 2)

Who let him join the Sword Sect?!

Chapter 908 - 446: Shaking Hands with Fuji Only Costs Five Bucks (Part 2)

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"By the way, the two of them are actually both guys."

Junior Sister, "!"

After a long silence, Junior Sister didn't want to dwell on this messy issue anymore, so she brought the topic back to the small walnut.

"What about the small walnut in the future? Stop using it completely? It feels strange without it."

Zhang Ze scratched his head, "We can't just stop it directly."

Because of Xiao Jing, the cessation and upgrade of the small walnut is imperative.

The small walnuts within the Thousand Mechanism Pavilion and the Six Sects have already begun to upgrade, replacing them with the second generation small walnut centered around White Emperor City's technology.

However, those in the hands of Loose Cultivators, Western Barbarians, and the Demon Race have not yet been dealt with.

After all, forcing someone to buy is not good business, we can't push them to buy new stuff, right?

Not buying doesn't mean not loving the Four Continents, it doesn't make sense.

Besides, this matter fundamentally is the responsibility of the Thousand Mechanism Pavilion as the seller.

Using rough methods to directly disable all small walnut signals is not the best choice either; doing so would only cause bigger trouble.

Currently, because the influence is minimal, that trickster in the sky over Central Continent has been moved to the north, left to Fuji to make prank calls and occupy lines.

Now there's no signal over in Central Continent.

The rest have been repositioned after reassignment, fixed at points outside the sky, and due to the reduced coverage area, Zhang Ze and the others have repositioned the ones over South Sea and East Sea, abandoning the uninhabited Outer Sea, mainly providing signal to cultivators of the Eastern, Western, and Northern Continents.

And dragging and moving those tricksters inevitably caused some areas to have poor signals, or massive signal loss.

Just this caused quite a bit of trouble.

At Celebration Deity Sect of the East Sea, no one knows what their Sect Leader and Sect Leader's Wife were discussing at the time, but due to poor small walnut signal, there was a huge misunderstanding.

The two ended up in a big fight, looking like they were about to split the family.

Although Master Qingde's cultivation wasn't halved by his wife, Celebration Deity Sect almost truly split into Celebration Sect and Deity Sect.

Later, the Buddhist Sect stepped in, and barely mediated the misunderstanding.

Besides this, a whole heap of big and small troublesome matters cropped up.

Kicking the internet addiction, not having group chats is like having ants crawling all over.

While training outside, teammates suddenly lost contact, scaring everyone half to death.

Profiting from others' misfortune, sitting in a wheelchair, holding a cane, knowing there aren't many days left to live, went to the Thousand Mechanism Pavilion's shop to extort and scam money.

So-called demons and monsters all displayed their divine techniques.

Besides this, Senior Sister Xiaoxue also stirred up a demonic wind, seizing the chance to promote her ideology.

Encouraging everyone to abandon the small walnut, abandon magical artifacts, switch to listening to the sounds of nature, learn the [Grasping Grass] communication method, return to the cultivator's true self, and not rely on external objects for cultivation.

"A thousand years ago we were all a blade of grass, swaying in the wind, without these many complex worries. โ€” Xiaoxue"

Due to these chaotic matters.

Just on that day, almost half of the Buddhist Sect's disciples transformed into bald judges, golden body customer service, helping to mediate conflicts.

Of course, they mediated what they could, but when they couldn't, they would flash their golden chests, warriors of the Eighteen Copper Men Array stood with wolf fang clubs lined up on both sides.

Let those intentionally causing trouble feel what it means for a monk to be compassionate.

"Monks will compassionately remember you after they bury you."

"In any case, that's how things are, so we still can't directly shut it down." Zhang Ze said with arms folded.

"Up there..." Junior Sister pointed to the sky, afraid Xiao Jing might launch another surprise attack.

Zhang Ze, "That, eh, we have brother-in-law and the others watching."

Chen Qin, "My brother?"

Zhang Ze, "Yeah."

Aside from having Fuji make prank calls, Zhang Ze and the others also had people guarding the base stations, to prevent Xiao Jing from invading again through those tricksters.

Now, on each trickster is a small house made by Zhang Ze, inside the small house sits a Tribulation Crossing Cultivator, behind him are the virtual Dharma Bodies of two Mahayana Cultivators.

The guard bosses act as security while cultivating the Acquired Dao Body.

Always ready, prepared to bring all evil to justice and kick them all out.

"Wouldn't it be boring in such a place?" Junior Sister asked.

Zhang Ze, "Um... I don't know about others, but brother-in-law probably wouldn't. Isn't that what he usually does, going into seclusion for tens of years when there's nothing to do?"

Junior Sister, "True."

"Are we just going to let those matters go? Pretend they never happened?"

"We still need to replace them, but it has to be done slowly." Saying this, Zhang Ze took out a notebook from his pocket. ๐“ฏ๐™ง๐™š๐’†๐™ฌ๐™š๐’ƒ๐™ฃ๐™ค๐’—๐“ฎ๐“ต.๐™˜๐™ค๐™ข

Junior Sister cautiously received it, sneakily opened a little, and after confirming it wasn't that shady script, she opened it fully to look.

But after reading it, she found what Zhang Ze gave her wasn't an ingeniously set-up scamming plan, but a promotional plan for a long-term discount activity.

[Small Walnut Trade-in Promotion]

Wanting to upgrade, the biggest headaches are two-fold.

First is the money issue. Normally, people don't want to spend money needlessly, especially on magical artifacts, even a small walnut is no exception.

If it works, just keep using it, and when it breaks, repair it, only considering replacing if it can't be fixed.

Buyers of each new version as it comes out are few.

Forcing the promotion would only cause a backlash, accomplishing little with great effort.

And Zhang Ze's solution is simple: it's free.

Trading in for new doesn't cost money, not only no cost, but also offers free data transfer, additional services, team trade-ins get extra upgrade packages.

Moreover, this trade-in isn't immediate but gradual, the old small walnut continues in your hand, still usable.

Sign a contract, register, and when you no longer want it, just send it back to the Thousand Mechanism Pavilion, or deal with it yourself.

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