Who let him join the Sword Sect?!
Chapter 982 - 479: I Love a Leg
The occasion that should have been solemn and serious, had only one leg swinging there, really somewhat unsightly.
However, everyone was not particularly surprised by this, probably because they were used to it, they considered it normal.
Zhang Ze's master, Li, stood among the crowd. He sighed gently, took out a small walnut, and snapped a photo of that leg.
He posted it in the friends circle with a caption.
[High-priced transfer of my beloved disciple, fifty Spirit Stones a day, reservations accepted, purchase quickly]
Not even a breath had passed after posting, before a mysterious person from the Celestial Sect came by to comment and like it.
[1111, are fifty Spirit Stones really included?]
Li thought for a moment, probably deciding he wasn't suited for making jokes, then replied with [Let's talk about it later] and then put the small walnut away.
After putting the walnut away, Li calculated with his fingers again, finding that today was greatly lucky and he wouldn't have his salary docked, so he continued to watch the show with peace of mind.
To be honest, it was quite interesting.
...
Over with Zhang Ze.
After the Stone Pill Array's mana was exhausted, that massively enlarged Stone Pill clattered to the ground along with a few rings of the array.
The landing spot was a bit off. Zhang Ze's Junior Sister heard his knee say "Ouch," not sure if it got hit or his foot twisted.
Seeing this, Junior Sister hurried over and helped the newly evolved Zhang Ze up.
At this moment, Zhang Ze had turned into a large Stone Pill with a diameter of half a meter.
Under the Stone Pill, a flesh leg wearing pants was connected. The juncture between the leg and the Stone Pill was seamless, not a single gap.
It was truly a unique breed, pleasing in appearance, could be picked up without crying or fussing, and had no peculiar smell, very suitable for domestic keeping.
Junior Sister reached out to pull Zhang Ze's leg and gently tugged, but it didn't move in the slightest. She took out a Flying Sword and poked at it, only tearing the fabric and creating a spark on Zhang Ze's thigh root.
Junior Sister thought for a moment, then took out a pram she had prepared in advance and lifted Zhang Ze onto it.
"I say... what kind of new program is this?" Junior Sister asked curiously.
"It's not a new program, I'm really stuck," said Zhang Ze's knee.
Junior Sister, "Shouldn't it be that if you're stuck, the whole lower body gets stuck? How come just one leg is stuck?"
"..." Zhang Ze, sitting in the pram, was silent for a moment, then his knee cracked audibly, "Act normal, everyone is watching. Especially Lily, she's starting to chronicle unofficial history again."
Hearing this, Lily stepped aside, and before Junior Sister could make a move to seize it, retreated behind Li with a move of the head-shrinking technique.
Swiftly finished writing the last few strokes, completing this piece of unofficial history.
Junior Sister wanted to chase but suddenly felt something was off. She looked at Zhang Ze, "Eh? Senior Brother you can see?"
Zhang Ze nodded, "I can, it's just the perspective is a bit strange, hmm... it's a bird's-eye view, yes, a bird's-eye view."
Maybe this topic was a bit too abstract, Zhang Ze didn't really want to explain it now, so he moved on from this topic before Junior Sister could ask again.
"We'll talk about my situation later, let's release Li first, so that group of Dragons won't overthink things."
That said, Zhang Ze stretched out his long leg, and the Step Cloud Boots on his foot squirmed for a bit, seemingly using his toes to form a seal and cast a spell.
After forming a few foot seals, a golden light shone from his sole, and Li was released.
A booming sound rang out, accompanied by a burst of explosion-like noise, as a square-shaped pig made its flashy debut.
...
Among the crowd, Sister Wang was cracking sunflower seeds, while speaking to the nearby younger Demon Race cultivators, all calculating but ultimately proving themselves her juniors.
"See, this is the square-shaped pig that ate the old White Emperor City back in the day, we never lie."
The Thousand Mechanism Town's specially invited evening reporter heard Sister Wang's words, his ears perked up and his eyes lit up, then he took notes.
[Shocking, mythical ancient love unfinished, the story of humans, demons, and pigs that must be told.]
...
The debut of Li's new form had various reactions from the crowd, but it seems Zhang Ze's Junior Sister was the only one who thought it was super cool.
She went up and patted Li's big face, praising, "Beautiful! Truly beautiful!"
Unaware that it would be headline news tomorrow, Li grumbled and replied in an airy voice, "Of course! If I'm not beautiful, who is? Move aside a bit, I need to start letting people out!"
The carriage doors swung wide open, and the vast space inside flashed by.
In the golden light, the first golden legend leaped out.
The Giant, carrying his new axe, stepped onto the land of the Four Continents, looked around bewilderedly, and inhaled deeply, feeling the spring breeze of the southwest wilderness.
It seemed no different from the wind in the Mountain and Sea.
But soon, he noticed something different. Apart from an incredibly conspicuous, bright pink tree, what caught his attention most was the sky of the Four Continents.
Blue, ethereal, without ripples.
Although Zhang Ze said that the sky of the Four Continents also had the presence of Heaven's Barrier, it still seemed way better than the 'sky' of Mountain and Sea.
Following the Giant stepping out of the carriage, more and more giant dragons followed suit, they belonged to the Ones under the Giant's jurisdiction. In the arrangement, most of them were to be sent to Chang State, mingling with the Thousand Mechanism Pavilion cultivators stationed there.
The Giant was quite pleased with this arrangement. After seeing the little gadgets Zhang Ze had shown him, he was filled with yearning for the Thousand Mechanism Pavilion.
As for those who didn't want to go to Chang State, they had already figured out where to go.
The thieving Dragon that Zhang Ze had kept in the Cyan Lotus Dust all along was the first to leap out of the group.