Zephyr felt a bit relieved that eating a little bit of miasma-infested meat was barely safe enough, and with his high resistance he should be fine, but he promised himself to never eat the meat of those corrupted beasts again.

’Back then, it was a desperate attempt to survive, but I must not do something as risky as that again...’

’Talking about that monster meat, I should ask her about this town’s uniqueness...’ 𝙛𝒓𝒆𝙚𝒘𝒆𝓫𝙣𝓸𝙫𝓮𝒍.𝒄𝒐𝓶

Zephyr glanced at the clear morning sky and asked in a calm voice,

"By the way, I have been wondering, how come that laser beam rain that is happening outside is not affecting this town at all?"

Hearing Zephyr’s question, Xinran giggled and replied,

"You have really been living under a rock somewhere, haven’t you?"

"I guess you must be from those hidden human tribes that have retreated deep underground and are living in isolation from the outside world..."

"Living in isolation from the outside world can indeed increase your survival chances on this dying continent, but it would also make you unaware of the outside world’s circumstances..."

"That’s why I prefer living outside; it gives me a sense of freedom even if just a little bit..."

Xinran looked at Zephyr and spoke,

"If you promise to cook me food in the evening again, this lady might agree to tell you some common knowledge, but don’t let the offer get to your head; I certainly am not going to tell you anything secret, hmph!"

"Also, personal questions about me are a big ’NO’ too!"

Hearing those words, Zephyr rolled his eyes as he put away the cooking utensils.

"Who’s even interested in asking questions about you anyway? You aren’t even my type."

At Zephyr’s careless remarks, Xinran almost punched him on the face but stopped only because she had promised not to attack him earlier.

"Hah!? What’s your type then!? Is this beautiful lady not good enough for you!? Hmph! Men are all idiots!"

Zephyr completely ignored Xinran’s random remarks and replied half-heartedly,

"Hmm, I guess someone more reserved and less talkative would be my type..."

"This lady is tempting you with her smoking hot body, and you are ignoring me! Don’t tell me, are you impotent or what!?"

"Reserved and less talkative!? Are you saying I am not reserved and I talk too much!? Unbelievable!"

Ignoring Xinran, who was throwing tantrums for not getting the answers that she wanted, Zephyr put away the cooking pots and spoke.

"By the way, do you know any methods of avoiding that laser rain? You have been living in this barren desert of ash for decades, right?"

"Talking about that... how old are you? You don’t look like someone who’s been living in this barren primitive land for decades..."

Xinran gritted her teeth at Zephyr’s insensitive remarks, glared at him fiercely, and spoke with a cute pout on her face.

"I am not old, okay! Unlike you humans, we vampires age very slowly! For you humans, reaching the age of 18 means adulthood, but for us, we need to reach at least 80 years of age to be considered adults!"

"I am only 113 this year! In terms of human age, I am only 20-21 at most!"

Hearing those words, Zephyr’s jaw almost fell on the floor.

"113 years old!? O-oh my god! You are almost past the level of a super grandma at this point!!"

Blood vessels appeared on Xinran’s face from anger as she cracked her knuckles.

"Alright, I will murder you this time for sure!!"

With an angry look on her face, Xinran immediately started chasing Zephyr, and Zephyr started running around in circles to avoid a beating.

"Okay okay! My bad! My bad! You are not old; you are a beautiful young woman!"

"My tongue slipped for a second! It was my mistake!"

Ignoring little Zeph’s words, Xinran chased him around and stomped the ground in anger while shouting,

"You dare to say I am a grandma!? I will beat the sh*t out of you motherf*ker!!"

"I have never seen a man as daring as you!! Once I get my hands on you, I will break your legs!!"

The chaos lasted for quite some time, and Zephyr had to promise to cook a free meal in order to calm the fierce lioness down from chasing him.

"I am not talking to you anymore; go away! Hmph!"

With a big pout on her face, Xinran refused to look at Zephyr anymore and took out a massive coffin, which jumped inside and sealed it with magic, leaving Zephyr hanging outside.

"Tch, she even has a portable custom-made bed in the shape of a coffin? As expected of a rich princess I guess..."

"Oh sh*t! I forgot to ask her about the laser rain!"

"Ugh... I guess, I will ask her about it later..."

[Rolling_Crocodile: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! They are already fighting and playing around like a couple!? AHHHHHHHH!!!! I also want to be chased around by a beauty like her!!! It should have been me! Not him! Tch!!]

[Invincible_Bob: Bruh, you would have been dead if you were in that world in the anchor’s place... but I must say, I feel like punching the sh*t out of the anchor right now too for some reason...]

[Sleeping_Moon: D*mn, the anchor really deserves the title of an indomitable tank god! Despite such a beautiful woman tempting him, he didn’t sway in the slightest and instead made that cunning woman doubt her own charm!?]

[Blue_Dinosaur: I have a feeling that the anchor is playing a long game of chess and slowly trying to bait the fish... he’s definitely plotting some evil schemes in his heart to capture our goddess Xinran!!]

[Rolling_Crocodile: I hereby announce the creation of Goddess Xinran’s personal paladin squadron! Anyone who dares to slander our goddess shall be eradicated!!]

[Blue_Dinosaur: oho! That’s a good idea. I will be the vice-commander of this glorious paladin squadron; our first goal is beating the sh*T out of the Anchor for making Goddess Xinran angry!!]

[Rolling_Crocodile: Zephyr Reid, you devilish fiend! You better not come back to this planet, or I, the commander of the Paladin squadron of Goddess Xinran, will cut you into pieces and feed them to dogs!! RAGHHHHHHHH ALL HAIL GODDESS XINRAN!!!]

[Invincible_Bob: Wtf is even going on in this comment section... btw.. ahem... is there another position open for a paladin in the squadron... ahem... asking for a friend...]

[Shining_Lorraine: You all are noobs; true men follow the banner of THE Tank God! Not some weak, fragile women!! All Hail The Tank God!!]