Clumsy Beast, Keep Your Paws Off
Chapter 557:My Snake Husband Wants To Throw Everyone Into Fertilizer
Su Qinglan stood there stunned. She turned her head and looked at Hu Yan and Han Jue with pitiful eyes. "Then... can you two help bring some animal waste here?"
Hu Yan and Han Jue looked back at her with equally pitiful expressions.
They really did not want to do this task. Their noses were very sensitive as beastmen, so the smell would be terrible for them. But seeing Su Qinglan’s hopeful eyes, they could not refuse.
"We will bring it," they said at the same time, sighing.
They left and returned a while later carrying what was needed. Their faces looked pained. Su Qinglan felt sorry for them, but she was also happy they were willing to do it for her and the future crops.
The next step was to mix the fertilizer. They had to add wood ash and dried leaves to the animal waste and stir everything together.
Hu Yan’s face looked like he was about to die. His tail drooped sadly. He kept complaining while looking at that thing.
"Lan Lan, does it really need this? I don’t think so..." Hu Yan said with a suffering expression.
"How can we grow our food in such a dirty place? Won’t it spoil the vegetables? It smells so bad... I feel like I’m going to faint."
Su Qinglan comforted him gently. "It’s okay, Hu Yan. This is normal. After mixing well and spreading it, the smell will go away once it settles into the soil. It will make the plants grow healthy and strong. You are doing great. Thank you so much."
Hu Yan continued lamenting, "But still... growing food in animal waste... it feels so wrong..."
While they were talking, a deep and steady voice suddenly sounded from behind them.
"You get away. I will do it."
Hu Yan turned around in surprise. Han Jue had come back. After dumping all the things there, Han Jue was the second one to run away as he felt like he would die from the smell.
Thus, Hu Yan was the only one left behind to mix and spread the fertilizer.
Han Jue had a piece of cloth tied tightly around his face, covering his nose and mouth. Hu Yan’s eyes widened. Su Qinglan also stared at him in shock.
It was her chest binding cloth! The same soft cloth Han Jue had taken from her before. Her entire face turned bright red in embarrassment.
"Han Jue! That... give it back!" Su Qinglan stumbled over her words, her cheeks burning hot. She called him back, but Han Jue did not listen.
He pushed Hu Yan away firmly and stepped forward.
Without saying anything more, he started working at an extremely fast speed. He mixed the fertilizer with powerful movements, spread it evenly across the soil, and turned the ground so everything mixed well.
His actions were quick and efficient, as if he wanted to finish this dirty task as soon as possible.
Su Qinglan and Hu Yan stood there speechless, watching him. Han Jue looked like he had completely blocked out everything around him. He moved like a whirlwind, covering the whole area in a short time.
After Han Jue finished spreading and mixing everything at lightning speed, he stood up and wiped his hands.
Hu Yan’s eyes were literally twitching nonstop as he glared at the wolf beastman.
’Why didn’t I think of this idea? This damned wolf! How did he suddenly become so cunning?’ Hu Yan thought angrily.
’He did the dirty work and still won Lan Lan’s favor. He even got to use that special cloth! So unfair!’
Han Jue removed the cloth from his face, took a deep breath of fresh air, and walked straight to Su Qinglan.
Without any shame, he leaned down and snuggled his face into the crook of her neck, rubbing against her soft skin.
"Lan Lan, finally I can breathe again," he said in a low, satisfied voice. His tone sounded tired but pleased.
Su Qinglan’s face was still a little red, but she gently patted his broad back. "You worked hard today, Han Jue. Thank you. Tonight I will definitely cook your favorite meal as a reward."
Han Jue’s eyes curved happily. He hugged her a little tighter, clearly enjoying the comfort.
Hu Yan watched from the side, his tail drooping even lower.
’Why does he get all the rewards? I also worked hard!’
Su Qinglan comforted both of them softly before they packed up and headed back home.
When they reached the house, a delicious smell of cooked meat and soup greeted them. The three of them stopped at the entrance in surprise.
Inside, Xuan Long was standing near the fire, carefully stirring a big pot. He rarely went close to the fire because he disliked it, preferring to hunt or do other tasks. Yet today he had cooked the entire dinner by himself.
Xuan Long noticed them and smiled awkwardly. He could not meet Su Qinglan’s eyes. "Lan Lan... I have already cooked dinner," he said nervously, his voice a bit stiff.
Su Qinglan blinked, then smiled brightly. "Really? It smells wonderful! You did a good job, Xuan Long. Thank you for helping with dinner today."
Xuan Long’s shoulders relaxed instantly. He had been worried she would be angry because he ran away from the fertilizer task. But instead of scolding him, she praised him! His chest puffed up with pride as he served the food.
Hu Yan and Han Jue, on the other hand, still looked uncomfortable.
They kept sniffing at themselves with wrinkled noses, trying to check if the bad smell was still on their bodies. They had clearly bathed in the river, but the smell was still clinging to them. 𝙛𝓻𝒆𝒆𝒘𝙚𝓫𝙣𝙤𝒗𝙚𝓵.𝙘𝙤𝙢
Xuan Long noticed their behavior and smirked. He served them extra large portions with a meaningful look.
’If these two stink tonight, maybe Lan Lan will kick them out of the bed. Then I will be the only one who can snuggle with her.’ The thought made him happy.
He suddenly remembered the lion beastman.
’Should I also kick him into animal waste? Then these three men can sleep together and share their misery. This is a good idea...’