Food Stall: Customers Chase Me across the Country

Chapter 563 - 552: Flying Underwear and Wang Fan’s Wudu Food Guide

Food Stall: Customers Chase Me across the Country

Chapter 563 - 552: Flying Underwear and Wang Fan’s Wudu Food Guide

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Chapter 563: Chapter 552: Flying Underwear and Wang Fan’s Wudu Food Guide

"Wow, boss, come out quickly and have a look, there are so many underwear flying in the sky."

Still immersed in dreamland, Wang Fan was awakened by Zhuo Qianqian’s exclamations. He understood the words she said, but the content was completely beyond comprehension.

What do you mean underwear flying in the sky?

Opening his sleepy eyes, the time was 9 a.m., but the originally sunny weather was now overcast, and the huge gusts of wind were gently rocking his camper.

"Is it the end of the world?"

Looking into the distance, he saw vapor filling the gray sky, trees swaying wildly in the wind, and many branches flying away. What shocked Wang Fan the most was that indeed, a lot of various types of underwear were fluttering in the sky!

They sometimes spread out, sometimes grouped together, sometimes... All sorts of colors and styles of underwear were posing in all different kinds of ways as they flew.

"What’s going on here?"

Facing Wang Fan’s question, Zhuo Qianqian took out her phone and started searching. Once she did, she almost laughed herself to sleep.

"Hahaha, this is too interesting. I originally thought this was a natural disaster, but it turns out to be a man-made catastrophe, hahaha..."

God knows what she saw, Zhuo Qianqian was laughing so hard she hugged her belly and collapsed onto the bed, occasionally punching the mattress.

Wang Fan speechlessly picked up his phone to take a look himself, and after reading he couldn’t stop laughing either.

No way, the thing was just too absurd.

The scene outside had been caused by Chongqing’s own meteorological department!

Because of the continuous high temperatures causing suffering in Wudu, the meteorological people thought this couldn’t go on, what if the common folk got overheated?

Thinking about the artificial rain equipment they had but had never used, and the rain cloud floating by just in time, these folks decided to give it a go to cool things down. However, whether due to lack of experience or operational error, the cannon fired, but rain only lasted for 5 minutes.

It would have been fine if the time had just been short, but since Wudu’s temperature was already so high, originally dry heat, the 5 minutes of rain directly turned it into a steam room.

It would have been fine if it had only turned into a steam room, but then a super wind started blowing!

Because the weather changed too quickly, many people didn’t have time to collect the clothes drying on their balconies, leading to today’s air being filled with clothes—those with large volume easily caught on other things, while underwear, being light and small, flew everywhere.

The funniest thing during this time wasn’t the event itself, but definitely the reactions of Chongqing local people, as among the netizens, there are hidden gems whose quips rival a stand-up comedy show.

The two got together to start looking at local comments and quickly found all kinds of messages under Wudu’s meteorological department’s Weibo. Then, they were laughing to tears.

"Woke up and the sky fell, Mountain City actually greeted its first typhoon in history! The 3 pairs of shaking pants I hung on the balcony were blown up into the sky right before my eyes!"

"Wudu mastered advanced meteorological weapons, but unfortunately targeted themselves."

"Waking up and seeing a mini whirlwind pass by my front door, the sky filled with leaves and shaking pants, my hung shaking pants joined the shaking pants army; I don’t know where they are now, black ones with two little holes, please let me know if you see them."

"My goodness, the wind caught me off guard, I had to stare helplessly as my shaking pants and socks flew away, couldn’t stop them. My 24K titanium alloy shaking pants!"

"BBC: China tests weather weapon in Chongqing."

"I figure people might skip work because of today’s weather, if I go to work, the boss will definitely think I’m diligent, and I’ll gain the boss’s promotion and raise, become a CEO, marry a rich beautiful girl and reach the peak of life. But when I got to the factory and saw the roof had been blown off, oh, even the fences have flown away..."

"Boss, can we still go on a food tour today?"

Wang Fan opened the food delivery app on his phone, seeing so many operating stores, he knew the problem wasn’t big: "So many stores are operating, we should be fine."

"I’ve summarized the categories of Chongqing cuisine: Jianghu dishes, hot pot skewers, pots, grilled fish, noodle snacks; which one do you want to eat?"

Zhuo Qianqian stretched out her fair hand, clenched it into a fist, her eyes sparkling as she said, "Only kids make choices, I want them all!"

Wang Fan never spoils the fun. He wouldn’t ask if she could eat it all. You only know if you can eat it after trying, it’s all about having fun. Eat as much as you can.

"Alright, now we’ll start with noodles since you only have two days. To visit more places, we’ll eat a little less each time."

"Let’s go!"

The biggest advantage of today’s strange weather is everyone had a day off. Apart from the swaying bus stops and the trees, leaves, shaking pants, and clothes blowing around, there wasn’t even a shadow of a ghost on the street. It’s a long time before a car would pass by.

With the strong L5 autonomous driving level navigation map, Wang Fan didn’t get lost in this 8D magical city. The two didn’t pick, just ate at any noodle stall they saw open, but Wang Fan would tell the boss beforehand to make the portions smaller, though he’d pay the regular price.

Of course, the bosses followed suit, resulting in their stomachs remaining unsaturated, and eventually arriving at Yubei District’s Xinpaifang North.

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