"HOLY SHIT I HAVE A SYSTEM!"

Just like those webnovels Leo would send to him at two in the morning about a loser dying after getting hit by a truck and waking up in a new world with a floating menu that fast tracked the protagonist’s rise to the strongest.

Wait... am I dead?

Jordan decides to look out of his window and sees the normal scenery of the buildings outside of his apartment. Plus, his mess was still here as well and the system wouldn’t be so cruel to take his baggage with him right?

The screen of Jordan’s phone went back to normal with there being a new app on his home screen. It was a white heart on a gold background and an infinity sign in the middle of the heart.

Infinite Cashback System.

Hm. Does infinite really mean infinite in this example? This isnt a metaphorical infinite where there is a max payout or anything this is the actual concept of infinite cash.

Infinite. Cash.

"Well, there’s only one true way to find out right?"

Jordan presses his thumb on the heart logo. The logo dissolved into a bunch of shimmering lights as the app opened and eventually a prompt appeared in the center of it.

VERIFY USER IDENTITY

FACE ID REQUIRED

Face ID? Damn, this system is intuitive and caught up with the times.

Jordan held the phone up and tapped the Face ID option. A circle appeared on screen showing his dishevled face and the circle finally turned green.

IDENTITY CONFIRMED

JORDAN MCKNIGHT

AGE: 18

STATUS: ACTIVE USER

WELCOME TO YOUR NEW LIFE!

The interface expanded into different sections with each one labeled clearly with icons. At the very top there was a banner.

💝 CASHBACK SYSTEM

And below that, the main display.

ACTIVE CONNECTIONS

This area held two greyed out slots labeled [EMPTY SLOT] with a little lock icon next to the second one.

Below the slots, more text.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

ACCOUNT SUMMARY

Balance: $247

Quest Tickets: 0 🎫

Active Quests: 0

[View Transactions] [Quests] [Gacha]

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

How the fuck did the system know my account balance?

Well... that wouldn’t be the weirdest thing that has happened in the past five minutes. But how did it have access to his bank information?

He tapped on the [View Transactions] button. The screen shifted. A new window appeared with a header that said SYSTEM GUIDE: HOW IT WORKS.

THE INFINITE CASHBACK SYSTEM

Your path to wealth is paved with romance.

CORE MECHANIC: Spend money on registered women. Receive cashback based on their attraction level.

FORMULA: Rebate Percentage = (Attraction Level ÷ 10) × 20%

EXAMPLE: At 50% attraction, you receive 100% cashback. Break even. At 75% attraction, you receive 150% cashback. Profit.

SLOTS: You have 2 starting slots. Once a woman is registered, the slot is permanent. Choose wisely.

REGISTRATION: Visual contact + conscious intent required.

"You have got to be fucking kidding me."

Is this what the infinite cashback comes from? He had to spend money on women to eventually make himself money, but the amount he gets back solely depends on how much they actually liked him.

It was the cruelest joke the universe had ever played.

He literally just spent months of his life doing exactly that on a woman who didn’t give two shits about him. Eliza had treated him like an ATM with legs and then when he outlived his purpose she called him a nobody in a hotel parking lot on Christmas.

And now the universe is now telling him that investing wasn’t the problem, he just chose the wrong investment.

Jordan picked up the phone again to read the formula one more time: Attraction level divided by ten, times twenty percent.

So if Eliza had been at like ten percent attraction Jordan would get twenty cents for every dollar he spent on her.

Still losing hella money but he basically got a 20% discount on any purchase made on her. But the discount wasn’t the big thing around the cashback system, it was at the higher tiers.

At 50% attraction, you break even.

At 75% attraction, you profit fifty percent.

At 100% attraction, you double every dollar.

If Jordan somehow lucked into getting a girl who was at one hundred percent attraction, he could spend a hundred dollars and get back two hundred. Spend a thousand, get back two thousand.

Infinite fucking cashback.

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