My Life is a literal「Life」stream!

Chapter 115: Kill them all!

My Life is a literal「Life」stream!

Chapter 115: Kill them all!

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Chapter 115: Kill them all!

Xiao Shen commanded it, and the wings on his back retracted back into his body. He sighed in relief as the pain he was experiencing reduced drastically and dropped to the ground.

The <Demon Transformation> skill was still active, making it so that his body was releasing a large amount of Demonic Energy. His eyes were slowly turning dark and horns were slowly growing out of his head.

Sister Zheng looked up at him and shuddered due to the tyrannical aura coming out of his body. Xiao Shen was merely looking at her with curiosity, wondering what exactly was wrong with their brains, but, for the three of them, it felt like he was regarding corpses.

"You three really cake looking for some sort of heaven defying treasure item that can make one unparalleled under the heavens?" Xiao Shen asked.

"Yes, Lord!" Brother Fu and Sister Luo had weaker wills and were completely influenced by the <Demon Transformation> skill.

At the same time, he looked up at the sky in confusion. "Say, do you have a heaven defying treasure item that can make one unparalleled under the heavens??"

"....Eh?!" The Young Master in the sky was taken aback.

F*ck, is this kid retarded or something? Why is he asking me of some kind of heaven defying treasure item?!

Simultaneously, messages began popping up in the bullet chat screen.

[Yeah! @Fairy Silver Star Sage, Senior Silver Star, do you have some kind of heaven defying treasure item?!]

[Surely Senior Silver Star Sage would have!]

[Fairy Wuthering Heavens Heart Master: Surely the old hag would have some. She has been active since the Ancient Era!]

[Fairy Silver Star Sage: Wuthering, how about I come and find you soon. I might have been active since the ancient era, but do not call me old!]

[Anchor looks so hot in this form!]

[Sexy~]

[Oh, right, Fairy Silver Star Sage, how old are you even? If you have been active since the ancient era, surely you’re older than almost all of us present here!]

[.....]

[Fairy Silver Star Sage: .....]

[Fairy Wuthering Heavens Heart Master: .....]

[@###, you can ask of the weather, but should never ask of two things...]

[A man’s salary or spirit stone reserve!]

[And a woman’s age!]

[Fairy Silver Star Sage: Senior ###, wait for me to obtain the ginseng from Anchor, surely I’ll come and look for you to compare notes!]

[.....]

[Tsk, the main point is that @Fairy Silver Star Sage, do you have a heaven defying treasure item that could make one unparalleled under the heavens?!]

[Fairy Silver Star Sage: I have lived a long, long, long life. Surely I must have something like that in one of my treasure troves!]

Xiao Shen shook his head and looked at them. "Wait, just why did you think that you would be able to get such a treasure item in the first place i8? If it could really make one unparalleled under the heavens, wouldn’t you have to face off against it’s original owner, who, by the way, would already be unparalleled under the heavens?"

".... Senior is right." Sister Zheng pursed her lips.

Why HADN’T she thought about having to fave off against the original owner of the treasure item?

Surely, such a treasure would not be left lying somewhere and waiting for her to just come along and pick it up, right?

From the Primordial Era till now, there was no way that such a treasure item would be left without an owner!

If it had an owner, then surely that person would not just stuff it into a treasure house and leave it lying there!

Unless they were retarded, then they would already be unparalleled under the heavens!

This was a suicide mission from the start!

Sister Zheng thought to herself.

Xiao Shen sighed and shook his head. "Well, then. It is time for me to take my leave."

He walked set them with his hands crossed behind his back, looking very cool, and picked up Xiao Yin’s body. The frail, sickly body was in a deep slumber as an aftereffect of getting drunk.

The three of them, especially Sister Luo, held their breaths we he picked her up. After all, they did not just kidnap her, but also subjected her to a brutal spanking. As for Sister Luo, she was the very one who had done the spanking!

Messages appeared in the bullet chat screen:

[Fairy Silver Star Sage: Anchor, make sure to punish those three very viciously! Cut off their hands and stuff it down their throats! I swear on my Dao Name, The Star of Sage Silver, that I’ll definitely face their sect to the ground once I recover my power!]

[Fairy Wuthering Heavens Heart Master: F*ck, who annoyed her?!]

[F*ck, who annoyed Fairy Silver Star Sage?!]

[F*ck, who offended Senior Silver Star Sage?!]

[Oh-ho, so Senior Silver Star Sage’s real dao name is Star of Sage Silver??]

[Eh, Like Venerable Profound Sage Silver?]

[Fairy Silver Star Sage: Finish them all off! Especially the third one! That girl wearing the blue qipao!]

Xiao Shen twitched the corners of his lips.

Wasn’t everything just a misunderstanding?

They did not even do anything!

Sure, they had kidnapped her and brought her to the forest in the middle of the night, but that was no reason to finish them all off, was it?!

Xiao Shen was a man born and bred in the twenty first century, and he really could not make any sense of the brutal cultivation logic she was using!

He looked at them once again and tilted his head.

What had they done to offend Fairy Silver Star Sage to this extent?!

He cleared his throat and addressed them. "Ahem. What did you do to her?"

F*ck, we’re done for!

Sister Zheng, Brother Fu, and Sister Luo all felt their hearts tighten at the same time.

Directly knowing that someone had been brutally spanked, as expected of an expert who was even a demon from the abyss!

"It was me!" Sister Zheng suddenly stood up and shouted. "I spanked Senior Young Miss Jiang! If you are going to punish someone, punish me! Sister Zheng and Brother Fu have nothing to do with this!"

This simple minded fairy maiden was someone who would not let another person get punished in her stead. Of someone was going to suffer because of the spanking, then it had to be her as she was the one who had done it!

"...Spanked?"Xiao Shen blinked in confusion.

At the same time, the livestream exploded with comments.

[Fairy Wuthering Heavens Heart Master: Pfft!]

[Shocked_face.jpg!]

[Pfft!]

[Spanked?!]

[Like on the bottom?]

[The thought of Fairy Silver Star Sage getting spanked by this little missy is very spicy to the eye~]

[Fairy Silver Star Sage: .....Surely someone is going to die today!]

Suddenly, Brother Fu shot up from the ground. "No way! Id anyone was going to be punished, then it has to be me!"

He stretched out his hand to block Sister Luo. "I am the one who carried her here, making Sister Luo have to spank Senior Young Miss Jiang in order to wake her up!" 𝙛𝒓𝓮𝙚𝔀𝒆𝒃𝓷𝒐𝓿𝙚𝓵.𝙘𝒐𝒎

"....." Xiao Shen twitched the corners of his lips.

Fellow, you did not have to say it again! If you hadn’t mentioned spanking again, surely you would have lived!

No one liked to be spanked against their will and they definitely would not like it if the fact that they were spanked against their will was being publicized!

Brother Fu and Sister Luo both looked at Sister Zheng with expectant looks. Xiao Shen too turned his head to look at her with a pitiful gaze.

Now, the according to the script, Sister Zheng was supposed to stand up and go, No! If anyone is to be punished, then punish me! After all I am the one who drafted the plan in the first place!

"....." Sister Zheng. She blinked her eyes and looked back at them, subconsciously reaching out to rub her face. "What? Is there something on my face?"

"....." Brother Fu.

"..." Sister Luo

Elder Sister, you are not acting according to the script!

Xiao Shen sighed and shook his head, raising his gaze to the sky. "What should I do with them?"

The young master in the sky had finally finished the preparation of his energy and was ready to launch his attack. Hearing Xiao Shen’s words, the corners of his lips twitched.

Surely this kid is retarded! Let me just kill him before he takes away my Yin-Yin...

"Wait, young master!" The old man in a daoist robe called out to him. "If the young man is speaking to you, then there might not he need for a clash. There is still room for negotiation!"

"Hm. That makes sense." The Young Master nodded to himself. Then, he said in reply to a Xiao Shen as he brought out a dagger and jumped down from the sword light. "The best thing to do is to kill them!"

Similarly, the livestream’s bullet chat screen rang out with Xiao Yin’s reply.

"Of course the best thing is to kill them all!"

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