My Life is a literal「Life」stream!
Chapter 116: Yin-Yin.
The young blonde woman sitting on a plane nodded her head as she came to a decision.
To kill? Not to kill?
The best option is to kill!
She thought as she clenched her fist.
Following that decision her clenched fist smashed the window beside her, creating a suction force that began throwing things out of the plane with great momentum. People began screaming, while the little girl sitting next to her looked at her in horror.
"Heh." The blonde woman smiled and blew her a kiss as she jumped up and was sucked right out of the hole in the window of the plane.
"Ah!" The girl panicked and held on tighter to her seat. The air pressure was great, but at least she could bear to hold on... for now.
Help! Someone, help me!!!
She cried in her heart.
Outside, however, the air pressure did not have much of an effect on the blonde woman as two wings suddenly burst out of her shoulder blades. One was like that of an eagle, black and majestic, while releasing a large amount of evil demonic energy from the Abyss. The other, however, was like that a dove. It was exceedingly gentle and released a large amount of holy energy.
With the two wings, one profane and the other divine, a single horn grew out of the side of her head and black colored veins spread across the white skin on the side of her body projecting the profane wing.
Before the plane and the screaming passengers within it passed by her, she exerted her strength and gave it an uppercut at the tail. "Hah!"
The tail end of the plane rose up and the nose end fell, making the trajectory of the plane change.
This plane that had previously been crashing towards an unknown destination where death was all but certain, suddenly changed direction and headed for the patch of forest below them.
This way, only the plane would suffer damages and the people inside would be safe!
Then, she waved her hand and a set of twin blades suddenly manifested in her palms. One was made of Holy Light, and the other was made of Demonic Energy. With them, she waved her arms and sent two sword lights flying at the direct below.
SHIING!
The tops of hundreds of trees were all cut off and pushed towards a particular location, creating a cushion where the plane would land.
"That’s done with." She dismissed the swords and dusted her hands. "Now, on to the main issue..." Her body suddenly exploded with killing intent as she looked down at the surrounding terrain. "All demons must die!"
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SHIING!
The Young Master descended from the sky like a bolt of lightning, welding a pair of daggers. Faint traces of Immortal energy was seeping out of his body, very insignificant traces, from his own perspective, but for Brother Fu, Sister Zheng and Sister Luo, this small, almost infinitesimal amount of Immortal energy was enough to make them all turn pale as blood suddenly welled up their throats.
Die!!
He yelled as he swung his blade. A terrifying sword intent suddenly slashed out and headed right at them just as the Young Master coolly descended from the sky.
"No!" Sister Zheng cried out.
But, alas, the tyrannical sword intent sliced the three of them into pieces and chunks of flesh before they could put up any resistance.
The disparity between them was so great that they were completely suppressed!
"..." Xiao Shen was at a loss for words.
F*ck, what is wrong with this fellow!? Who the f*ck involved you?!!
At the same time, the chat erupted:
[F*ck!]
[Unexpected twist!]
[Poor little fellows did not deserve death! You Cultivators are sick!]
[If one seeks death, then they must be ready to face the consequences!]
[Fairy Silver Star Sage: If I had been at optimal condition, surely their fates would have been far worse than a painless, instant death.]
[Fairy Wuthering Heavens Heart Master: Lucky them,then!]
[Peerless luck, lol]
[Extremely lucky~]
The Young Master in the sky, after his cool descent, looked at the chunks of flesh lying on the ground with a cold look, and then turned his gaze to look at Xiao Shen. "I have done you a great favor and helped you tp terminate them. Give me some face and hand over my Yin-Yin." 𝗳𝚛𝗲𝕖𝚠𝚎𝚋𝗻𝗼𝕧𝗲𝐥.𝚌𝚘𝐦
"Yin-Yin??" Xiao Shen blinked in confusion.
Who the f*ck...
Who the f*ck was this Yin-Yin?!
Senior, are you sure haven’t got the wrong information and are mistaking me for someone else?!
Similarly, the chat was still bubbling:
[Yin-Yin?]
[Eh? He came for Yin-Yin?]
[I thought he came for Senior Silver Star Sage?]
[Yin-Yin should be a girl’s name...]
[Fairy Silver Star Sage is a girl....]
[Fairy Wuthering Heavens Heart Master: I’ve got it! @Fairy Silver Star Sage, you have the character ’yin’ in your real name too, right?]
The Silver Star Sage had long and silky silver hair, limpid silvery grey colored eyes that reminded one of autumn waters and jade white silvery skin. Unlike other female practicioners, she did not have plump red lips, but had dark silvery grey ones instead. Even though having dark colored lips would make other people look sick and unhealthy, hers made her look absolutely dazzling.
If she were her parents, even she would be lazy and just call her Yin.¹
That way, when the mighty Silver Star Sage was still young, then they could call her Xiao Yin.
[A/N: The character 银 (Yin) means silver in Chinese Mandarin, 小银 (Xiao Yin) means Little Silver.]
[Yin-Yin sounds affectionate~]
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[@Fairy Silver Star Sage, what’s going on with this fellow daoist? Is he your dao companion??]
[Fairy Silver Star Sage: Bah, a nuisance, that’s what he is! Anchor, don’t you dare hand me over to him!]
Xiao Shen sighed and shook his head. "If by Yin-Yin you mean her,"
He raised the slumbering Young Miss of the Jiang family in his arms slightly. "Then I am afraid that I would be unable to give you any face this time."
Besides, who the f*ck told you that I use Cultivator logic like you lot?! I never asked you to kill them!
Xiao Shen could not help but feel pity for the three pitiful fellows. They did not really harm anyone in a significant way and could only be considered as doing a bit of mischief. Yet, this fellow cruelly cut them down into chunks of flesh. If he had not killed a few people himself in the past few days, surely he would be retching his guts out.
"Hm. As expected, you wish to exchange pointers with me in order to prove yourself worthy of my Xiao Yin’s love." The Young Master in the sky... well, he was no longer in the sky. Anyways, he clenched his dagger in a reverse grip and narrowed his eyes.
[Love?]
[LOVE!!]
[SHOCKING! Fairy Silver Star Sage has a lovelorn lover!]
[To think that even Senior Silver Star Sage could be conquered!]
[Didn’t @Fairy Silver Star Sage say that she found him a nuisance??]
[Oh, so it’s unrequited love!]
[Spicy~]
[Soooo cute!]
[Fairy Silver Star Sage: .....]
Xiao Shen also twitched the corners of his lips.
Really, can you guys act like normal godlike existences for once?!
He vigorously shook his head and declined the Young Master’s suggestion. "Truly sorry, but I’ll have to pull a rain check!"
[Fairy Silver Star Sage: Tell him that I said he should stop following me! I’ll rather marry an ape than marry him, even if he was the last person in the world!]
[Fairy Silver Star Sage is truly heartless!]
[The whitest of teeth usually hide the blackest of hearts!]
"And, besides, she said that you should stop following her because she would rather marry an ape than you, even if you were the last man in the world." Xiao Shen subconsciously opened his mouth and regurgitated her words mindlessly, only to widen his eyes in shock a second later.
F*ck, did I just say that out loud?!
The Young Master’s face turned stifled, and comments began to pour in the bullet chat:
[Anchor is really brave!]
[Braverymaxxing!]
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[Anchor is amazing, to dare speak to an Immortal like so!]
However, unlike Xiao Shen’s expectations, he did not open his eyes in the next section and see the spiraling clock void. Instead, the Young Master was looking at Xiao Yin with a pained expression on his face.
"But Yin-Yin! You know that Fairy Fleeting Flame’s theory was disproven! Apes are not good at Dual Cultivation and do not make good dao companions! Even if they managed to cultivate and obtain high intelligence, they always switch over to the Demonic Path and become evil cultivators!"
"Hmm?!" Xiao Shen blinked his eyes in confusion.
Did he just hear what the hell he thought he had just heard?!
Hello, 112, I’m calling to report a case of Animal Abuse!
Though, said animals are now powerful evil cultivators of the demonic path...
The whole situation was very, very f*cked up!
[Apes make better dao companions than most blockheads focusing on closing up all their lives!]
[@###, Fairy, you’re on your own on this one!]
Xiao Shen sighed inwardly and made a mental command, causing the wings on his back to tense up.
It was time to flee before he took any brain damage and had both his IQ and worldview shattered!