"Then she asked me if I had been married once before, and if I had, it wouldn’t work for her."

"Regarding children, although she can’t have any, she won’t allow me to adopt, nor can I have someone else give birth."

"After politely listening to her demands, I said we weren’t suitable and left."

"Recently, I heard that this woman went on a blind date with someone else, and ended up getting beaten by the other guy..."

Yang Qing finished speaking, shook his head, with a hint of schadenfreude in his tone.

The previous date he mentioned was at least young and had some looks.

But this date...

Really doesn’t understand reality!

An old woman who lacks looks and figure, and can’t even have children, daring to make so many demands?

This is simply absurd!

The so-called "having a good sense of self" can’t get any worse than this, right?

After hearing it, the audience all burst out laughing.

"Good beating! Such ridiculous demands, deserved to be hit!"

"It’s the first time I’ve heard of divorcing parents to get married."

"Mind your own damn business!"

"Is this the ultimate form of crazy expectations?"

"If she had billions in assets and looked like a fairy, it might be negotiable! But a forty-year-old middle-aged aunt still daring to set such conditions?"

"This one is even more absurd than the last!"

"Yeah, the last one was at least young and looked alright. As for this one, unless someone has a unique taste, which man would find her appealing?"

"Not necessarily! We’ve got some bachelors in our village who light up at the sight of women."

"They’re probably desperately lonely!"

"I have to ask, does the matchmaker have a grudge against you, Old Yang?"

"The dowry here is so expensive, needing a house, a car, gave 28 dowries. By the time the wedding’s done, nearly spent 300... Thankfully the wife turned out alright!"

"Huh? You damn well focused on the last part, didn’t you?"

"I’ve been on a few dates, all grown sideways, built bigger than me. My parents say looks don’t matter, the key is having a good personality, but if you don’t like them the first time you meet, how can you not argue in the future?"

"I’m different from you all! My girlfriend is 1.7 meters tall, weighs less than 100 pounds, a graduate student from a music academy, her family conditions are great, and she’s devoted to me!"

"Causing severe discomfort!"

"Anyone have dark urine?"

"I’m here! I’ve been getting agitated lately, dark urine, strong odor, just perfect for splashing him!"

"Move aside, move aside! I’m fired up too, let me splash him awake!"

"Your urine won’t do, I just finished eating at Huash Snacks..."

Seeing everyone’s bantering comments, Yang Qing, who was previously a bit melancholy, had a change in mood.

The smile that was worse than crying was replaced by a genuine smile from the heart.

Being together with this group of silly online friends is indeed fun and happy.

"Since everyone likes listening to me, I’ll go on and tell a few more!"

Yang Qing had the urge to confide in everyone.

He stubbed out the cigarette in his hand and began recalling: "This blind date happened about a year ago, introduced by a distant relative of mine."

"I went to the designated place to meet her after work."

"This date was around 35 or 36 years old, roughly similar to me."

"Her looks were somewhat average, her figure a bit on the plump side."

"After talking for a while, I found out she was planning to get a divorce."

"Everyone take note, she was preparing for divorce, but hadn’t divorced yet when we met!"

"She told me that if I was willing to give her husband 50,000 yuan, they could smoothly divorce."

"In other words, I needed to pay 50,000 yuan so she could upgrade her husband to an ex-husband."

"I asked her why she wanted a divorce, was her husband bad to her?"

"She said her husband was actually very good to her, and if we could get married, she hoped I would treat her as well as her husband did."

"I was quite puzzled, if that’s the case, why did she want a divorce?"

"She hesitated and didn’t provide a specific reason, only saying the feelings were gone between them, so she wanted a divorce."

"Then she said, being a second marriage, she would require less dowry, around eighty thousand."

"She also mentioned after marriage, she needed a house of her own, didn’t want to live with elders."

"Later, she asked me what car I drove."

"My car is actually quite ordinary, just a domestic car worth tens of thousands."

"She said my car was too face-losing, suggested I switch to a BBA."

"This way, when driving back to the village, she would have face."

"Honestly, her demands didn’t seem much to me."

"But given her circumstances, she’s not worth meeting those demands."

"More importantly, in our subsequent conversation, I discovered she really loved playing mahjong, to the point of gambling."

"Her husband had conflicts with her precisely because of this."

"Yet she didn’t want to change her habit, so she secretly went on blind dates behind her husband’s back."

"After chatting, I felt exasperated, thinking isn’t this fishing for a better opportunity?"

"I don’t want to marry a ’gambling queen,’ so I politely declined..."

After talking about this blind date, Yang Qing shook his head helplessly again.

The reason he didn’t choose this date was firstly because her stature and looks weren’t prominent.

Although her demands weren’t too many, they weren’t worth accommodating considering her conditions.

Secondly, she was tangled up with her husband.

On one hand, saying her husband was this and that good, hoping him to treat her like her husband.

On the other hand?

She secretly went on dates with others behind such a good husband.

This contradictory woman was the first he ever met.

Finally, and most importantly, this blind date loved gambling!

He carefully investigated this date through some channels.

Normally speaking, liking mahjong isn’t an unacceptable habit.

For example, his father likes to play mahjong with old friends during breaks for relaxation.

A little gambling can be fun!

But this date was different.

Her addiction to mahjong was nearly obsessive.

Moreover, she was one with poor skills but big addiction.

If she didn’t play a few rounds daily, she felt uncomfortable and mentally fatigued.

And in terms of winning and losing, she’d lose as little as thousands or as much as tens of thousands.

This was quite alarming!

She had disputes with her husband primarily due to the mahjong gambling issue.

The husband opposed her frequent mahjong outings, partly because of daily losses, no amount of savings could sustain her spending.

On another note, she didn’t work, didn’t do housework, wouldn’t even cook.

All her energy was focused on playing mahjong.

How could Yang Qing dare bring such a woman home?