Chapter 536: Chapter 534: Everyone’s Experiences

"Let me tell you about a blind date I had not long ago!"

Yang Qing licked his somewhat dry lips and began to recount slowly: "This blind date was introduced by a good friend of mine."

"Initially, we didn’t meet in person but added each other on WeChat first."

"On WeChat, our conversations were quite okay."

"I also checked her Moments, and all the selfies she posted were really beautiful."

"To be honest with everyone, I’m a bit of a looks-oriented person."

"With such a pretty girl, I naturally had more of a good impression."

"Afterwards, we chatted for nearly a week and then agreed to meet and have a meal together."

"To leave a good impression on her, I even purposely chose a rather expensive restaurant."

"That evening, I arrived at the restaurant early and quietly waited for her to arrive."

"But when she showed up in front of me, I was completely dumbfounded..."

At this point, Yang Qing couldn’t help but chuckle.

He looked exasperated and said, "You know, she told me on WeChat that she was 1.6 meters tall."

"But in reality, when we met, I could see right away that she wasn’t 1.6 meters tall at all. If she was 1.5 meters, I’d be thanking my lucky stars."

"And she also lied to me about her body figure."

"She said she weighed around 90 pounds on WeChat, but in person, she looked almost like a ball."

"More importantly, her face was completely different from the selfies in her Moments."

"I was in shock for a while, thinking maybe my blind date didn’t want to meet me and deliberately found someone else to brush me off."

"I tried sending her a message on WeChat, but then her phone rang."

"She looked at me like I was an idiot."

"That’s when I realized I’d been tricked..."

Yang Qing shook his head, smiled bitterly, and continued, "Then I had the restaurant staff start serving the food."

"She kept playing with her phone the whole time, no idea what she was looking at, occasionally letting out a laugh."

"When I spoke, she was indifferent, mostly responding with a simple ’hmm.’"

"I was really puzzled at the time; we got along quite well on WeChat."

"So why, in reality, did she suddenly become so... ’aloof’?"

"After that, I lost interest in talking, just saying a few words here and there."

"Initially, I quite liked this girl on WeChat, but didn’t expect her to be like this in real life."

"During the meal, she kept her phone in hand, getting food all over the place."

"Throughout the whole meal, she didn’t speak a word to me, which really pissed me off."

"Finally, taking the opportunity to go to the bathroom, I went to the front desk and paid the bill."

"I sent her a WeChat message saying she could take her time eating, as I had an emergency and left first."

"Afterwards, I deleted her on WeChat, and we never contacted each other again..."

After finishing the story of this blind date, Yang Qing felt somewhat amused and helpless.

This was his first time being "deceived."

The girl in the selfies on her Moments looked cute and lively.

But in real life, she was not only short and fat, but her looks were worlds apart.

What was even more uncomfortable was that she didn’t say a single word to him.

During the meal, he was the only one awkwardly chatting.

The only response was occasionally an "hmm" from her, suggesting she was listening.

That really ticked him off!

If you’re not interested, then don’t come to dinner!

Yet she came, didn’t say a word, and was completely dismissive.

Who’s she trying to annoy here?

After hearing Yang Qing’s stories about his blind dates, the viewers in the live broadcast room were all eager to join in the mockery.

"Unbelievable! Some women on blind dates completely fail to recognize their own situations!"

"Old Yang, you should also reflect on why all your blind date partners are so bizarre!"

"Isn’t it normal? Old Yang has been going on blind dates for years; encountering a few odd ones is only normal."

"Forget blind dates; I run a breakfast shop, and I meet all kinds of weirdos every day."

"With Dragon Country’s over a billion people, there are bound to be lots of odd ones!"

"In the end, Old Yang, your standards are a bit too high! After five or six years of blind dates, and not one suitable match?"

"Didn’t you hear him say himself that he’s pretty looks-oriented!"

"On blind dates, women have high demands, but Old Yang, your demands aren’t low either!"

"If the girl was really that beautiful, would she still be on the blind date market?"

"Yeah, Yellow Hair would’ve snatched her up long ago!"

"After hearing Brother Yang’s blind date process, I want to talk about mine too... The most memorable one for me was a divorced guy who, as soon as we met, asked me how much my makeup cost, how much my clothes and bags cost. I answered, and his eyes bulged out as he told me to be thrifty when we get married... Damn, he made it sound like I was begging him to marry me!"

"Sis, my previous blind date was similar. He started by saying I didn’t know how to live properly because I bought branded bags. I mean, I use my own money for my own expenses; do I need his permission?"

"Miss Rich Lady, please take care of me!"

"Hahaha! Didn’t expect the blind date market to be this amusing!"

"The blind date I went on last year was even crazier! As soon as we met, she said her family wanted a dowry of 100,000, and told me her previous boyfriend of seven years broke up with her just because he refused to pay that dowry."

"Are you kidding me! Worth so much after being with another guy for seven years?"

"That’s nothing. My friend introduced me to a blind date who, during dinner, demanded I provide a house, a car, and a dowry not less than 180,000. After marriage, I couldn’t live with the in-laws and had to pay for her brother’s college and grad school."

"666666! Looks like another ’helping-siblings’ monster!"

"My mom introduced me to a girl recently too, said she was beautiful. Well, with all those photo-editing apps, of course she’d look beautiful! But in reality? It’s like her alien siblings left Earth and forgot to take her along."

"Damn, you’re too savage!"

"Save some bamboo for the pandas!"

"Looks like we’d all had similar blind date experiences, encountering all kinds of weirdos and great characters."

"I’m no different, had a crazy one too! To be honest, she was really pretty, but as soon as she spoke, it was all about how wonderful her ex was, only broke up because his mother was unwilling. Seeing this, I just ran off; marrying someone still pining for another guy? No way!"