Chapter 537: Chapter 535: Yang Qing’s Future

Seeing that Yang Qing and the viewers had almost finished talking, Lu Heng slowly spoke: "It seems Young Friend Yang is planning to calculate the issue of future marriage?"

"Yes, Immortal Taoist!"

"Constantly going on arranged dates is not a good thing."

"Either people don’t fancy me, or I don’t fancy them..."

Yang Qing smiled wryly and helplessly said.

"Alright then, Young Friend, please wait a moment."

"Allow this old Taoist to carefully calculate for you!"

After Lu Heng finished speaking, he silently called upon the Celestial Destiny System in his heart.

"System, search for this person’s future information!"

[System Tip: Searching future information will consume three days of the host’s lifespan. Continue?]

"Yes!"

With his confirmation, everything that Yang Qing was going to experience in the future instantly unfolded before his eyes like a movie.

After seeing the future, Lu Heng furrowed his brows slightly, unexpectedly Yang Qing’s future was actually like this...

The viewers were piqued with curiosity when they saw this.

"The Immortal Taoist actually furrowed his brows?"

"In recent live streams, the Immortal Taoist rarely furrows his brows, right?"

"Indeed, I wonder what’s up with Old Yang’s matter that made Immortal furrow his brows?"

"Could it be that Old Yang is destined to be lonely all his life?"

"Feels like there’s some truth to that, afraid it’s a sentence of bachelorhood!"

"The Immortal Taoist furrowing his brows may not always be a bad thing, maybe he’s calculated some bizarre event, who knows."

"To be honest, after hearing about Old Yang’s arranged date experiences, I’m left with a psychological shadow."

"It’s actually normal, most people who go for arranged dates are what’s left over by others. As for the reasons they’re left over? Well, they’re each different."

"Like me, no house, no car, no savings, no family to help, it’s better not to bring trouble to others."

"Same here, my job barely sustains myself, no car, no house, why go provoke others?"

"Brothers and sisters, after hearing so many arranged date stories, could everyone teach me how to find my position in these dates?"

"Lower-class men live for themselves. Middle-class men live for women. Upper-class men live for ideals..."

"And a very few top men, they live for the whole country and nation!"

"Oh no, I’m a lower-class man!"

"Not too bad, at least you’re not a sleazy man!"

"Actually, it’s mainly being ugly and poor! Just having one widening the selection quite a lot."

"The problem is, being poor and ugly describes most people! Where are all those handsome men and beautiful women?"

"Ahem... In fact, I want to say, being just ’ugly’, it’s hard to find a wife... I deeply understand this!"

"Isn’t everyone in the live stream room an average Xiaoshuai?"

"People say that for fun, you don’t take it seriously, do you?"

Seeing everyone’s discussion, Yang Qing suddenly felt a bit lost.

He’s considered a fan of this Immortal Taoist in the live stream room, but he doesn’t watch every stream.

But even so, he knows that when this Taoist furrows his brows, it’s probably nothing good.

Could it really be as the viewers say, that he will live a solitary life with a sentence of bachelorhood?

Just as his mind was a mess, a light cough suddenly entered his ears, making him immediately look up at the phone screen.

"Ahem!"

Lu Heng’s habitual light cough once again drew everyone’s attention back to him.

He turned his gaze and looked at Yang Qing on the screen, speaking softly: "Young Friend Yang, I have already calculated your future marriage."

"Please, Immortal Taoist, enlighten me!"

Yang Qing said, rubbing his hands nervously upon hearing this.

"Young Friend Yang, your future marriage is not considered very good!"

Lu Heng spoke unhurriedly: "In the future I calculated, roughly two months later, you’ll meet a matchmaking partner who’s somewhat agreeable."

"Although this matchmaking partner can’t particularly satisfy you, due to pressure from your parents, you ultimately agree."

"Within a month, you get married to that matchmaking partner."

"After getting married, some of your new wife’s flaws and bad habits will gradually surface."

"For instance, she’s very lazy, so lazy that she doesn’t even wash her own clothes, all piled up in a heap."

"Even when she’s home alone, she’s too lazy to cook and opts for takeout."

"After eating, the leftover takeout boxes are also piled up, forming a small mountain."

"Another thing is she loves drinking beer, she drinks five to six bottles almost every evening."

"At night when you sleep with her, you have to deal with the smell of alcohol on her breath."

"Sometimes, when she drinks a bit too much, she’ll start acting drunk."

"But when she’s drunk, it’s quite interesting."

"She’ll just cry, and as she cries, she’ll recount her emotional setbacks through the years."

"Even though you’re very annoyed with your wife’s bad habits, since you’re already married, you decide to put up with it."

"Six months after getting married, your company suddenly sends you on a business trip to a neighboring province."

"This business trip is about two months long."

"Two months later, after completing the business trip and returning home, you’re completely shocked..."

At this point, Lu Heng deliberately paused.

The viewers, knowing the subtleties, started frantically sending comments.

"Here it comes, here it comes, now taking bets, what did Old Yang see upon returning home after two months that shocked him?"

"Could it be he found his new wife with another man?"

"Another piece of Green Grassland?"

"Seriously, do all the married male viewers in our stream end up with this Green Grassland scenario?"

"There was a beam of light... and that moment... what pain it was..."

"I’m starting to feel sorry for Old Yang! After so many arranged dates, he ends up with such a character."

"To be honest, this woman is just too messy, right?"

"Listening to the habits described by the Immortal Taoist, why am I suddenly reminded of another viewer?"

"Great minds think alike! I also thought of that viewer, everyone must be thinking of the same person!"

"Could it be the one named ’Windward Urine One Zhang’ who asked the Immortal Taoist to calculate about a girlfriend?"

"Isn’t it just him? Remember when he video-called the Immortal Taoist, those clothes and pants piled on the dormitory bed?"

"Yeah yeah, and those stacks of instant noodle boxes!"

"I used to think only men could be that messy, didn’t expect women to be like that too!"

"That’s because you haven’t seen much! Wasn’t it not long ago that someone turned a rental room into a pigsty?"

"A bit of mess is okay, but the issue is this woman also likes to drink and get drunk!"

"Actually, having a little drink is fine, but it’s annoying when she gets drunk afterward!"

"Even more terrifying is that while she’s drunk, she cries and recounts past romantic experiences, that’s really scary..."