Chapter 921: Chapter 432: If You’ve Been Through Military Training, At Least You’re a Military Dog_2

Being a simp is absolutely a great job to ease pain and entertain the mind!

Besides, maybe I’m not even a simp.

What’s wrong with Qiaoqiao stringing me along?

She only strings me along because she has feelings for me, otherwise why wouldn’t she string along someone else?

It’s mutual pursuit, that’s all!

...

Afternoon.

The church is still four kilometers in a straight line from the school, so there’s no need for Bai Bufan and Jiujiu to walk there. Hence, Lin Li decided to meet up with them at the school first and then take a cab.

At three o’clock, Lin Li arrived at the school gate.

——No need to go too early; it’s not even a big church. Even if there are activities, an hour or two is enough to look around. The five of them didn’t plan to spend the rest of the day at the church.

The evening plan is to check out the Christmas decorations in the mall and then watch a movie before calling it a night.

Qu Wanqiu has gotten into the bad habit of carrying a phone, but she’s much more honest than Bai Bufan; she hands it to Xue Jian first thing every week, so Lin Li just sent a message at the school gate for the two to come out.

"Sigh." Bai Bufan got there first and let out a long sigh upon meeting, looking utterly melancholic.

Lin Li gave him a side-eye, giving a nod that said ’let the show begin’: "Hmm, what are you sighing about?"

"Some streamers’ attitudes towards long-time fans are just chilling," Bai Bufan finally had someone to back him up, so he immediately shook his head, lamenting.

"Which streamer?" Lin Li raised his chin to ask.

He suspected it was a food vlogger, perhaps someone who made old fan ice cream.

But this time Lin Li guessed wrong, because Bai Bufan’s answer was indeed something no human could expect: "The British Embassy in China."

Lin Li: "?"

"I just direct messaged them saying, ’Streamer, streamer, I’ve followed you for 200 years. Can you give me a colony, I’m still a student,’ and they hit me with a question mark, then told me to scram, not giving me a piece of land."

"Sigh, feels like my heartfelt sincerity was fed to the dogs." Bai Bufan was even more grief-stricken.

"Well, that’s good; at least the sincerity didn’t go to others, and you ate it back," Lin Li patted Bai Bufan on the shoulder to comfort him.

"You motherf*cker."

The two were playfully chasing each other at the school gate for a bit when Qu Wanqiu also arrived.

"Jiujiu, go tell the two of them in the group and ask if they’ve set off yet; I’ll order the cab," Lin Li made the arrangement.

"Alright."

"Lin Li, let me order the cab, I have a coupon, but remember to split the cost with me later," Bai Bufan suggested differently.

"That’s very thrifty of you," Lin Li acknowledged, giving him a thumbs up, "whoever marries you is really fortunate."

Then Lin Li spread his hands, looking slightly confident and smug:

"I appreciate your frugality, but don’t worry, everything will change tomorrow. Once I get my driver’s license, the whole of Nansang will tremble, and the world will be forever altered!"

Bai Bufan nodded: "Speaking of which, the ’Nansang 12.22 Car Accident Case,’ even though only Lin was the victim, just an ordinary person, its impact was so massive it shocked the government! From Nansang County Chief to the Xiling Town’s mayor, all were dismissed and investigated! The perpetrator was sentenced to repeat executions!"

"Everyone was amazed, why such a big deal over an ordinary person’s death? Deducting five points from their King’s reputation score would’ve sufficed! But after digging deeper, the terrifying truth emerged!"

"It turns out this Lin had a desk-mate, who was actually the Dragon King hidden among the common folks! Once this Bai’s Dragon King was enraged, with a single command, a hundred thousand soldiers hidden in factories refused to screw bolts, drawing divine attention, leading to this disastrous case!"

"You can be the Dragon King, but can you not kill me?" Lin Li chuckled, elbowing Bai Bufan.

"But honestly, Lin Li, even if you get a driver’s license, what’s the use? Your mom’s not home usually, and you have no car; renting one is like a hundred or two a day, so it’s cheaper to take a cab." Bai Bufan questioned with a laugh, rubbing the spot where he was elbowed.

"I have a job, and if it goes well, the income would be enough for me to buy a car." Lin Li lowered his voice, sounding a bit mysterious.

"Are you also using dirty places to exchange for sweet money?" Bai Bufan lowered his voice too, "Then we could share some insights and exchange clients."

As expected, Bai Bufan only needed to give up Wang Ze’s WeChat, then he would get Wang Ze’s WeChat.

"Eh, I’ve left that trade, turned over a new leaf, past is but a fleeting smoke," Lin Li frowned.

"So what kind of job are you doing?"

Lin Li: "Working on persuading my mom."

Bai Bufan: "o.O?"

F*ck, if that job goes well, it’d really bring enough for Lin Li to buy a car.

Although knowing Lin Li was probably joking, it didn’t stop Bai Bufan from continuing to chat idly in good humor: "Wishing your work success, and secondly, what car do you plan to buy?"

Bai Bufan had a flash of inspiration and answered himself: "Lin Li, I think you should have aspirations, let’s be young people with dreams that fly high on New Year’s Eve together in the future!"

"No need for ideals, I’m afraid a giant truck might bow to me, and if it crashes into someone’s car, I can’t afford the compensation." Lin Li found the idea inappropriate and waved it away.

Seeing Lin Li’s disdain, Bai Bufan didn’t push: "Alright, then we could consider some other brands..."

Honestly speaking, with 100 being perfect, ideals for that car rate in the nineties; it’s genuinely high.

"Don’t buy Xiaomi."

Meanwhile, Qu Wanqiu, who had been quietly listening to Lin Li and Bai Bufan’s conversation, suddenly joined in.

"Oh?" Lin Li and Bai Bufan turned curiously to Qu Wanqiu, "Jiujiu, you really know cars?"