Chapter 922: Chapter 432: If You’ve Been Through Military Training, You’re at Least a Military Dog (Part 3)

They actually don’t understand cars at all; their knowledge is limited to knowing a few brands, and they’re clueless about parameters and performance.

"I don’t understand either," Qu Wanqiu shook her head, "but I’m an Apple user, so I won’t sit in an Android car. It feels very embarrassing.

So, Lin Li, if you really want to buy a car, don’t buy Xiaomi, or else when you drive us out to play, I’ll have to take a taxi, which is very troublesome."

Lin Li: "(;☉o☉)!"

Ah, Android car.

Lin Li first looked at Bai Bufan’s expression, which was similar to his own, and then both of them exchanged glances with Qu Wanqiu, who still appeared very serious.

After a brief silence, the three of them burst out laughing.

Sad, Qu Wanqiu is gradually losing her human touch!

Bai Bufan’s cab arrived just at the right time, as usual, Qu Wanqiu sat in the front passenger seat, and the three got into the car.

"Driver, what do you think of Android cars?"

The driver’s hand on the steering wheel shook as he heard this question from the passengers.

"Android car? What’s an Android car?"

Hmm, some questions shouldn’t be asked.

Five minutes later, the driver deeply realized what it means to earn money hard and eat crap.

...

Arriving outside the Xiling Catholic Church standing under the afternoon sun.

Although the official Christmas is on Wednesday, the church has been meticulously decorated to welcome the holiday.

Under the Gothic spire, a large green Christmas wreath hung on the heavy door, with fresh red bow ties fluttering above it, and the air seemed to be filled with the fresh scent of pine needles.

Christmas is naturally incomplete without a Christmas tree, but the church’s main entrance faces the road, so placing a Christmas tree outside the main entrance is not convenient; therefore, it’s not visible at the moment, it should be in another location.

"Do you think hospitals don’t even need to buy Christmas trees? They can just randomly select a lucky plant person to start decorating a Christmas tree?"

"Saying something so cruel, be careful the plant person hears this and gets scared into plasmolysis." Lin Li frowned and said.

"I see Yu Ying," while the car was still waiting at the intersection to turn, Qu Wanqiu rolled down the window and waved excitedly towards the outside, "Yu Ying——!"

Lin Li’s gaze also followed.

Chen Yu Ying was quietly standing on the stone steps in front of the church; today, she was wearing a loose long brown winter coat, a short skirt with short boots, paired with beige slouch socks.

A pure white beret was tilted on her brown long hair under the sunlight, her earlobes adorned with snow crystal earrings, probably to complement today’s Christmas embellishments.

Upon hearing Qu Wanqiu’s call, Chen Yu Ying turned around and also waved in response, her smile charming and beautiful.

"Isn’t it cold to dress like this?" After getting out of the car, Lin Li stepped forward and asked with a smile.

"Not cold at all." Watching Lin Li seemingly about to act like in a Korean drama, take off his coat, and drape it over her, Chen Yu Ying immediately shook her head firmly, laughter in her eyes.

"That’s great, then lend me your coat for a bit, I’m cold."

Lin Li’s actions didn’t stall at all, smoothly transitioning to pulling Chen Yu Ying’s coat, trying to take it off.

Chen Yu Ying ’slapped’ his hand away, returning a joking but amused beautiful white eye.

"So heartless?" Lin Li’s eyes were sad, "My heart has already shattered into a QR code."

"What would be scanned out then?" Chen Yu Ying tilted her head and softly asked.

"’I still miss you a lot’."

"Ugh——" Bai Bufan and Qu Wanqiu faintly mocked from the side, covering their mouths as if about to vomit, faces full of disdain.

"Where’s Dingzi then, and when will she arrive?" Facing their disdain, Lin Li was unconcerned, laughingly asked while pulling out his phone to ask in the group chat.

——"Almost there, urge urge urge urge what?"

F*ck, there really is some differential treatment.

In the group, even when Bai Bufan asked, Dingding responded nicely and apologetically, yet when it was Lin Li asking, Dingzi instantly turned confrontational, sending a very unpleasant voice message.

Is this tolerable behavior, or not?

Idle as he was.

Lin Li, while coldly laughing, also began to send a voice message:

"Ding Sihan, we honest people don’t usually cause trouble, but we do fear problems. Don’t challenge my limits anymore, or I’ll just have to change my limits. It’s not that I don’t get angry, not because I’m tolerant, but because I’m a bit a coward; I can endure once, endure twice, but continue provoking me, then I’ll be done.

After doing this to me, do you think I’ll let you go? Yes, I’ll let you go, how’s that?"

"Feels like you’re the type of person who could turn Red Dead Redemption into Red Dead Coward and play Arthur as a fool." Bai Bufan, unable to help but praise Lin Li with a thumbs up after listening.

However, Ding Sihan’s "soon" really was "soon," even less than a minute later, she emerged from the stopped rideshare car.

She was dressed quite nicely too.

Details, equivalent to the essay portion of a language reference answer: omitted.

"Here, here, here!" Ding Sihan came running over energetically, and once she stopped, her teasing gaze swept over Lin Li and Chen Yu Ying: "Didn’t you guys buy couple outfits? Why aren’t you wearing them?"

Chen Yu Ying was still a bit bashful, but Lin Li was natural, speaking in an indifferent tone, "We’re not in school, where we wear them every day; we’re worn out, why wear them when we’re out to have fun?"

Bai Bufan: "That’s actually called school uniforms."

Really can’t let Lin Li and Chen Tianming play too much with each other, Chen Tianming calls it couple outfits with Qiaoqiao all the time.

No, wait.

Basically should not let Chen Tianming and Lin Li play too much, the priorities have to be clear.

"Exactly, I don’t accept this reason," Ding Sihan also nodded, "Ying Bao sent me photos of the clothes, and I think they’re really nice, why didn’t you wear them."

"Dingzi, Dingzi, it’s because of your teasing mouth that people feel embarrassed to wear them, you’re causing me trouble." Lin Li sighed.

"Really?" Hearing this, Ding Sihan paused, covered her mouth: "Then I won’t tease anymore, Yu Ying——"

"Not true, you mentioned you have a relative volunteering here at the church, to prevent the possibility of news reaching her dad through many connections, and because the debut of couple outfits should be somewhat meaningful, so let’s save it for later."

Seeing Ding Sihan actually seem a bit guilty, whether real or not, Lin Li laughed and explained.

"Oh, oh, I see," upon hearing this, Ding Sihan was completely relieved again, boldly said, "My aunt doesn’t know Yu Ying’s dad, how could it reach him."

"Precaution is better than cure."

"Alright then," Ding Sihan nodded, but curiosity arose, "So what would be considered a meaningful day? I could become your official photographer."

Five people talked as they walked towards the church, with Lin Li and Bai Bufan ahead, Lin Li casually answered, "Many occasions, like New Year’s, anniversaries, first seventh..."

"Three people’s" footsteps simultaneously halted at the mention of "first seventh."

"First seventh?"

"Did you misunderstand?" Hearing the questioning behind, Lin Li turned around, frowning:

"The first seventh for couples obviously refers to the first Qixi Festival after becoming a couple. Normal people would understand it this way, right?"

Bai Bufan calmly followed up: "Yeah, or else? Similarly, I also look forward to my deskmate’s first seventh."

Lin Li: "?"

——"Bai Bufan! I really need to control you!"

Watching the two ’normal people’ start fighting, the girls remained silent.

...What on earth is normal here?