The Most Random System

Chapter 929 - 434: Long Live the Holy Egg Church! (Part 4)

The Most Random System

Chapter 929 - 434: Long Live the Holy Egg Church! (Part 4)

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Chapter 929: Chapter 434: Long Live the Holy Egg Church! (Part 4)

Ding Sihan: "?"

"Lin Li! You’re so disgusting!!"

Oh no, the old shoe print hasn’t completely disappeared, and a new shoe print has appeared again.

"This is kind of unreasonable, isn’t it? I’m complimenting your voice in a way." Lin Li said aggrievedly.

"I’d rather you attack me."

"Since you—"

"Shut up."

"Can you manage your girlfriend? Whether she says yes or no, it’s unreasonable." Lin Li complained to Chen Yu Ying.

Chen Yu Ying laughed heartily, but her words were cold: "Shut—up—"

Lin Li: TAT.

No worries, he still has his good bro—

Bai Bufan: "Shut up."

Dang it, Bai Bufan’s voice came from behind before Lin Li even turned his head.

Lin Li was left alone and had to sadly accept this ending, burying himself in his work.

"Lin Li, pass me the stapler from the table over there." Qu Wanqiu, sitting at the farthest side, glanced at the table and reached out to Lin Li.

Lin Li, who was told to shut up, nodded and handed the item to Qu Wanqiu.

"Thanks—" Qu Wanqiu’s thanks got stuck in her throat because she received a heavy wooden cross trinket.

"Why did you hand me a cross?" Qu Wanqiu asked in surprise.

"Hmm—hmm—" Lin Li, who was told to shut up, mumbled.

Bai Bufan seized the opportunity to help, looked at Qu Wanqiu, and explained earnestly: "You wanted a stapler, right? Isn’t a cross specifically for ’tying Jesus,’ the Jesus-stapler?"

Qu Wanqiu, Chen Yu Ying, Ding Sihan: "?"

"What expressions are those? Isn’t this how normal people understand it?"

"And Lin Li, why do you keep elbowing me? I’m helping you explain, aren’t I?"

Bai Bufan, who was elbowed continuously by Lin Li during the explanation, questioned him in confusion.

Lin Li sighed and gestured towards the door.

Bai Bufan raised his head and met Ding Yu’s gaze.

Ding Yu had been staring directly at Bai Bufan, and when Bai Bufan looked up, she silently shifted her gaze to the Jesus-stapler in Qu Wanqiu’s hand, her eyes indescribable.

Bai Bufan: ☉_☉.

Uh-oh.

Did I just mess up big time?

Darn it, can I still leave the church alive?

They won’t summon believers and burn this heretic at the stake, will they?

There were at least 50 believers in the Holy Temple just now, while there were only five people on our side.

Bai Bufan thought carefully, which means if a fight breaks out, he has to deal with 54 people on average, feeling that he couldn’t win.

As Bai Bufan was preparing to kneel in response, he furrowed his brows.

Is Aunt Ding trying to suppress a laugh?

He saw Ding Yu’s expression subtly shift, her upper teeth biting her lower lip hard, her eyes wide open, nostrils slightly flared, her facial muscles unnaturally tense and twisted, as if enduring some enormous internal struggle. 𝒇𝙧𝙚𝓮𝙬𝙚𝓫𝒏𝓸𝓿𝓮𝒍.𝓬𝙤𝓶

Her shoulders even began to tremble suspiciously in small motions.

She’s definitely trying not to laugh!

It seems she’s already reached her limit.

"I, I have something to do and need to step out for a bit." Ding Yu’s voice carried a faintly detectable quiver as she quickly turned and disappeared out the door.

"..."

"..."

The office was very quiet.

Lin Li broke the silence:

"Dingzi, is someone laughing in the hallway now?"

Ding Sihan shook her head blankly: "No."

Lin Li: "This laughter sounds like it’s your aunt’s."

Ding Sihan shook her head blankly: "No."

Lin Li: "Dingzi, be honest, does your aunt believe in Catholicism just to get eggs?"

Ding Sihan’s expression gradually mirrored her aunt’s earlier, then she gritted her teeth:

"Lin Li, you’re talking too much, weren’t you told to shut up?"

"Okay."

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