Chapter 930: Chapter 435: The Priest Wants the Little Boy Out of His Church

After a brief silence, everyone in the office couldn’t hold back and bowed their heads, stifling laughter with shoulders shaking.

Bai Bufan let out a long breath, feeling as if he’d just had a narrow escape.

Luckily, Ding Sihan’s aunt doesn’t seem too devoted in her faith. Otherwise, she wouldn’t have reacted this way.

That’s good.

Because if this had been in front of one of those truly devout believers who regard the doctrine as the ultimate canon, I’d definitely be in trouble.

Damn, it’s all Lin Li’s fault. 𝑓𝑟𝑒𝘦𝓌𝑒𝑏𝑛𝑜𝘷𝑒𝘭.𝒸𝘰𝑚

I was clearly trying to explain that hell joke for him.

Now, he’s the one who made the hell joke, but I’m the one feeling anxious.

Bai Bufan turned his head, ready to scold, only to find Lin Li slightly frowning. He stood up, drawing an impeccably standard sign of the cross with his hands on his chest, looking at Bai Bufan with a solemn and compassionate reproach:

"Bai Bufan, how can you, in the Lord’s Holy Temple, speak such contemptuous, such vulgar, and blasphemous words about the Lord’s glory and the only begotten son, Jesus Christ, who was born for our redemption?"

Bai Bufan: "?"

You bastard.

When did you join the church, you traitor!

Lin Li took a deep breath and began in a chanting tone:

"Oh Lord, please forgive this lost lamb, for his heart is blinded, and he speaks recklessly, committing the grave sin of blaspheming the holy name—"

"His foolishness and ignorance led him to a great mistake, as the scriptures say, ’Do not misuse the name of the Lord your God,’ and the ’Dingsu Ji’ he referred to is actually the sacred cross you willingly bore to save mankind—"

"Lord full of mercy, your love is long and wide, deep and high. I beseech you to watch over this poor sinner. I know there is still a faint glimmer of conscience deep in his soul, just tainted too deeply by the filth of the world. For your infinite mercy’s sake, please cleanse his words, forgive his rebellion, quench... your heart’s wrath—"

Bai Bufan: "(;゜ロ゜)?"

Lin Li, why are you so fluent at this?

He even remembers Bible verses?

But then, Bai Bufan found it reasonable.

After all, there is a divine logic: "When a man fully respects women, it means he knows all the points of disrespecting them, and that’s already disrespect." So, Lin Li, who respects Satan the most, being familiar with the Bible, isn’t that quite normal?

Reasonable.

But before Bai Bufan could complain, a loud voice suddenly came from the hallway: "Good!"

Father Qiu’s figure followed the voice, appearing at the door.

A deep joy appeared on his face, as in a room full of mischievous young people, suddenly hearing such a standard, compassion-filled, scripture-quoting prayer, conforming to Catholic doctrine, especially one pleading for a "lost lamb," was simply like a clear spring in the bustling mundane world!!

Ding Yu had said his niece and her classmates had no religious belief, but now it seems, that’s not the case.

"Well said!"

Father Qiu couldn’t help but praise again, his voice tinged with clear excitement as he walked quickly forward.

Before Lin Li and Bai Bufan could react, Chen Yu Ying, Ding Sihan, and Qu Wanqiu surprisingly stepped forward in unison, subtly blocking the priest from the two with a step.

Lin Li, Bai Bufan: "..."

This, this is the taste of distrust.

The two exchanged glances and shrugged with a chuckle.

Why don’t they trust us?

Is it possible that, as the priest excitedly comes to converse with us, we would straight up ask, "Father, do you like Little 0 Child?"

How impossible, it would be so disrespectful.

Father Qiu was somewhat surprised by the girls’ reaction, but right now, his attention wasn’t on them.

He stopped in his tracks, looking at Lin Li, this fellow believer, with a solemn and satisfied expression:

"So young, yet with such deep insight and boundless compassion! Child, your prayer is powerful, full of reliance on the Lord’s grace, and love for lost souls!"

Lin Li: ☉v☉.

Shyly nodding.

Bai Bufan lowered his head; he couldn’t listen anymore.

The priest spread his arms, as if to embrace this piety from a young man, nodding slightly, with a kind of joy at seeing faith being passed on, continuing to express his emotion:

"It is precisely because of such great love that the Lord willingly suffered for us! Your words, like the warm sun in winter, light up this room and warm the hearts! Hearing your plea filled with love and forgiveness for a companion is truly the grace of the Lord..."

Father Qiu recited a slew of religious prayers with sincere approval and fervent encouragement shining in his eyes.

In the end, he clasped his hands in front of his chest, assuming a prayerful posture, fixing his gaze intently on Lin Li’s eyes, his voice filled with emotion, complete approval, and blessings:

"Amen!"

Lin Li’s eyes lit up, finally responding: "Ah Jian~"

Bai Bufan immediately lifted his head, words quicker than thoughts: "A grapevine~"

Though surprised that Lin Li could even find a way for this kind of setup? But being best buddies, the main thing was if Lin Li dared to start it, Bai Bufan would immediately follow up!

Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan with satisfaction: "Ah Nen~ Ah Nen~ Just sprouting green~"

Bai Bufan also got into the groove OvO: "The snail carries its heavy shell~"

Lin Li OvO: "Step by step, climbing up~"

The expressions of both gradually brightened, pointing at each other after each line they sang.

Father Qiu was dumbfounded.

At this moment, a sense of bewilderment swept over him as the climax of emotions suddenly collapsed into nothingness, wondering if he was still in reality?