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... me to, he realized that the elevator doors were closed and they still weren't going up or down. Good! That's one less thing to worry about. For now.

He pulled up his pants. Then he looked down at Glory, who was looking up at him with a face that was halfway between triumphant and dreamy. She looked so cute he wanted to hug her, but with her tanned tits completely exposed, he wanted to fuck her too.

He said, "Have you seen my kidneys?"

"Your kidneys? Whatever do you mean, ...

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