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... ould process this. The numbers. The sheer scale of it.

But if I start, I might not stop. So instead, I turn to humor.

It always worked before.

“Well, Mischief, I’m basically dead on my feet,” I mumble, forcing a smirk. “I need a nap before the next stage. You’re not going to eat me in my sleep, right?”

Mischief’s ears flick sharply.

For a second, I swear he looks… offended. Like he actually understood what I just said.

I blink.

Mischief bli ...

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