After Getting Engaged To Mr. Shen - Chapter 106: Don’t call her Dali!

All Pete wanted was to be buried in wine grapes. Was that too much to ask?Now he's in a fantasy world, far from home, and stuck underground in the body of a smelly dwarf with fantastic facial hair. The worst part though? The swill that the dwarves are falling all over themselves to drink. Its flat, it's watery, and it has the alcohol content of a rancid coconut. Can Pete save the dwarves from their own Sour fate, or will he be forever doomed to plink his pickaxe away in hopes that he hits the mother lode. Come for the cozy fantasy, stay for the beer puns that will leave you hop-ping mad! A bubbly slice of life LitRPG with love, laughter, and a little melancholy, just like drinking a bottle of Whitbier on the beach. Has some monster fights but no real gore. No elves or harems allowed.

The Strongest Magic meets the Mightiest Mecha.

I have stolen Golden Mechas from the deepest vaults of the most tightly guarded fortresses in the world.

I have personally destroyed more armies than the top three superpowers have in the span of the Absolute War - combined.

I burned down the terrorist megacity of Habon.

I was expelled from the Union of Heroes at a younger age than people are allowed in.

I have talked to Ancient Gods, loved women, and devoured mechas that would make superpowers cringe in fear.

I have faced demons head on in moonless nights others fear to speak of during the day.

I am deified in a thousand cultures, and labelled as the devil incarnate in the rest.

I am the Mecha Emperor.

You may have heard of me.

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Excerpt from Chapter 1

This is where it all began.

A junkyard.

Oh no, this isn't your clean, mechas-only junkyard that was the 'starting point' of many mecha geniuses out there.

I have seen and heard my share of rags-to-riches stories, and many of them claimed that they had started from 'junkyards' and slowly grew to be where they were right now.

From Zero to Hero, they declared.

You can do it too, they said.

As long as you work hard, everything is possible, they claimed.

I call bullshit.

Life doesn't work like that.

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Max died right after beating an impossible level in his favorite RPG, Eldoria's Entry 3.That should have been the end.Instead, he woke up inside the game.In a world where humans do not exist, Max reincarnated as one.With miserable stats and no way to grow like a normal adventurer, he was labeled completely useless from the start.His only saving grace was a unique Rank-SSS skill.Unfortunately, he didn’t really understand how it worked.Before he could figure out how to survive, Max opened his eyes inside a royal castle.It was an elven princess’s birthday.And he was her new pet.----------------------------------------------What To Expect:-NEW CHAPTERS ALL DAYS-A system that isn’t always well explained-Humor of all kinds.-No harem-No R18.-OP MC.-Slice of life moments to slow things down.-Adventure moments filled with danger and tough choices.