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... he thought it would. Old Yi churned in as he chuckled, "You really are bullying the poor system."

"Let me tell you something about the system," Old Yi replied seriously as he raised his eyes to meet Ren Ye's serious ones.

"Everything you do, the system monitors you," Old Yi added calmly, "You don't need to worry about unnecessary things."

Ren Ye raised his eyes slightly before nodding his head, "It feels like a horror game at times, you know."

"Mm? That's not some ...

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