Bone Painting Coroner - Chapter 22 – The Ugly Housekeeper

“When everyone believes a lie it becomes the truth”“When everyone is in a dream then it becomes reality”[Blue Star, year 2027]Like every other day on the blue start, the sky was blue and the sun was shining. At least it should have been until it happened!Before anybody could react, the whole planet was infected by a burst of strange energy, giving things both living and nonliving incredible abilities and characteristics.The Qin terracotta warriors came to life, shouting that their emperor was about to descendMona Lisa stepped out of her painting, saying a new era had begunIn the Vatican, an ancient tomb rose from the ground, saying Jesus was about to rise once moreHitler's cap appeared giving a random German the ability to brainwash millions of livesAll around the world, strange events started happening with historical and legendary items taking the leadAnd if that wasn't unexpected enough, they came!The Gods and Monsters that humans of the blue only thought of as myths or legends began to descendChoosing various warriors and awakeners to carry their willThese people were called divine warriors and stood out from the awakenedUnexpectedly, a thousand years later, the Blue star had produced hundreds of strongmen capable of kicking the moon and punching the stars.However, in the most unbelievable circumstances, the most powerful gods and awakeners gathered together to defeat one manDeceiver Lin Ye!Characterised by a signature Joker mask, he was one awaker whose true abilities were never knownDisplaying an array of different powers on each occasion, he was dubbed the title “Jack of all trades master of all”Unfortunately, under the combined attack of the powerhouses, including Zeus, Odin, and the Dragon goddess Tiamat, there was no chance for him to surviveUsing his last means, he transports himself to the past, planning to use his power properly and fix all regrets“With this power, the universe shall fall at my feet!”Deciding to abandon the humans who betrayed him, deciding to live for himselfLin Ye devises a means to force all lives to work for him without ever revealing his identityUsing his power, he created the one thing which would cause all life in the universe to yearn forUsing his power, he created the one thing which could only be thought of as fiction, even with the advent of global awakeningUsing this power, he creates the system!This is a story of how Lin Ye, the future lord of the multiverse, The biggest black hand behind the scenes, The source of the extraordinary, The only God, The father of Evil Gods, and The master of the system is born!

# LORDXu Yuan transmigrated to a parallel world where everyone became lords. Initially, he thought he would be a lord too. To his surprise, he became the Dark Demonic Dragon, a starter hero awaiting to be summoned by a lord. He also awakened the Dragon God Cultivation System.[Transformation of the Dark: You can level up quickly by staying in the dark.][Slumber of the Dragon God: For the Dragon God, sleeping means residing in the dark.][Rejuvenation of the Demonic Dragon: You can revive using the power of the dark. Your basic attribute points will increase every time you revive.][The Blade of the Hidden Wings: This is a dark attribute AoE skill. It can annihilate all enemies within the area of effect.][Unlimited Devouring: The skills of your enemy shall be yours now. Unleash this skill to devour your enemy and acquire their skills.]…Su Wan, a beautiful lord, had no doubt that she could easily become the most powerful lord in the universe.She felt her heart beating fast when she first saw her starter hero dazzle amidst the flashing summoning light.Unbeknownst to her, her nightmare was about to unfold.While other heroes devoted themselves to training day and night in order to level up, her hero goofed around and showed no effort to improve himself.While other heroes charged into the enemy’s base and valiantly killed off their foes, her hero hid in their base and slept soundly....As time passed, Su Wan slowly discovered that there was more to her hero than met the eye.

“What for? Isn't it enough to bully me like this, do you want to screw me too?”The woman was pressed up against Lin Tian.……“Ah... ah...”Being fucked in a car for the first time, and by a stranger at that, the woman felt an excitement she had never known before.Lin Tian felt the same, wishing he could fuck her for three days and nights nonstop....

In a magical medieval world, it's difficult to hold on to one's beliefs... even maintaining one's integrity is a challenge.Because the commoners here are not simple; they are ignorant, greedy, and cruel.Because the nobles here are not noble; they are insidious, ruthless, and tyrannical.However... not all human constitutions can be generalized.Lann touches the two hearts and three lungs beneath his chest.He estimates that not only in this world but also in the other worlds connected through the convergence of celestial spheres, he can maintain a healthy sense of morality.—And then get rid of all the incorrigible scum!