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... , first tone."

Pinyin isn’t actually as hard for foreigners as people think.

What really stumps them are the tones in Chinese.

If you say them wrong, they can change the meaning entirely.

And this often leads to some hilarious misunderstandings.

"Duo duo?"

"Yes, please everyone..."

"Please...fol...follow...everyone...pay attention to Anzi Ge?"

"Oh! Yes, very impressive."

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