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... ld have given it a more flattering name,” John complained to Delicia. “I’m still using it as a body.”

“And you keep calling Eliana a ‘very breedable sow’ and still stick your dick in her, so where’s the problem, hm?” Delicia shot back with her usual smugness. “Like you don’t looooove being inside dirty things. Want to tell Lydia anal is off the table?”

“You win this one,” John grumbled.

“Ah, woe is me, I just can’t stop winning. I weep, it’s all so easy.” Delicia tumbled ...

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