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... > it was a certain naughty someone who loved messing with him.

He tiredly opened his eyes. Zi Chen was giggling jumping on him. "get up dad, dad 2 already went to work. You have to brush your teeth, poo, and eat. We've got a lot to do," he was awfully chirpy on a pleasant [morning like his,

Yue closed his eyes. "Ten minutes."

"Dad, come on, get up, get up get up," he kept jumping on his poor poor tummy.

Just last night his other father railed him so much that his ...

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