Dear Commander-in-Chief - Chapter 1036 - Be Harder, I Definitely Won’t Scream In Pain!

In childhood, they were neighbors. Xie Zhen always bullied Li Yu.

Jiang Tao relies on the various money-making intelligence provided by the Daily Intelligence System and the detection of various special items to achieve financial freedom!【Intelligence 1: In the trash can outside the wholesale market, there is a bottle cap of Ice Red Tea that can be exchanged for an iPhone worth 4399 yuan!】【Intelligence 2: In the trash can at the entrance of the urban village, there is a light green women's down jacket with a Longines Mini DolceVita women's watch worth 13300 yuan in its inner layer!】【Intelligence 3: Due to climate reasons, the price of sugar oranges will soar in the coming week. It is recommended to stock up and sell at the right time.】

After the State Preceptor was struck by lightning for her careless words, she transmigrated to the world two thousand years later. Penniless, the State Preceptor begins telling fortunes to earn money:Netizen: “I've been having constant bad luck lately, what's going on?”Shen Zhiyao: “Your son is using a Curse Technique on you.”Netizen: “Why are my clothes missing every morning when I wake up?”Shen Zhiyao: “Your dad is streaking in the underworld! And you still expect to wear clothes?”Netizen: “What's the deal with my roommate who sits at the head of my bed every morning as soon as she wakes up?”Shen Zhiyao: “Because she's always dreaming of her lover! She's in heat!”Child of Destiny: “Streamer, I just went to climb a mountain and ended up with crippled legs, what should I do?”Shen Zhiyao: “It's because you were so vile as to piss on someone's grave.”Afterwards, Shen Zhiyao stormed into the entertainment industry with her fortune-telling.Those who had once framed her now knelt on the ground, kowtowing repeatedly, begging Shen Zhiyao: “Grand Ancestress, I'm begging you, please tell my fortune!”“Hmm... It depends on my mood!”

I was a failed experiment