Divine Beast Adventures - Chapter 68

Beta: Ahhh! Damn it... When will the good day come?

Author: Well, don't ask me, I just got here.

Beta: Fuck it! I want a good story.

Author: Junior, trust this senior, this is a good one

Beta: Arggh! Shut up! I hate it.

Author: courting death! Go and ask Yama how good this is.

Beta: Y-You, how dare you?

Author: I will give you 10 breaths of time, cripple your cultivation, and scram!!

Beta: Good! Very Good!

Author: *Raises his eyebrows and turns beta into useless dust particles*

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Chad: senior, I have been enlightened, I wish to know more about what you have in this ancient script.

Author: ah! An intelligent and wise junior, you have raised a very good question. Here are things this forbidden ancient script contains.

•Sinful activity: this book contains the profound sinful activity of balancing the Yin and Yang, by, shoving the mighty Yang rod in the Yin Hole.

•System - MC relationship: fuck... Ahem* Ahem* sorry for tongue slip. Forget the classic old system, here take this hot waifu tsundere system. ( not that edgy )

•Steal everything: junior! Are you tired of Mc only stealing the jade beauties that were created for the protagonist? Well, let's process further and add the Protagonist's mother, aunt, and sister, into Mc's harem.

Chad: oh! The senior really blessed me with such a divine forbidden Scripture, here take my money and give me the chapters.

Author: oh! Ho Ho! I haven't finished yet.

Here are a few more.

Humiliation, hypnosis, tutoring, r*pe… All the horrible things a woman can be subjected to.I turned on the game because I wanted to be subjected to those things.

Alex, a young man with ambition but unfortunate life.He grew up as an orphan and from a very young age, learned to stand on his own feet.Barely making a living by searching through the dumpsite for things that could be sold.One day, when he came back home from the dumpsite, Alex decided to rest on the new sofa that he got from the dumpsite just the other day.But unexpectedly something magical happened to him.A stone inlaid on the sofa suddenly brought him to an alternate dimension!And there, Alex rise started, controlling the luck of the world.Everything runs through his favor.Whenever a problem comes up, it gets solve unknowingly.When he lacks money, gold suddenly fell down from the sky.Opening a treasure chest will always give great rewards.Lottery is nonsense, he will win no matter what.When a strong monster is about to kill him, it will trip on a rock and have its head explode, dying by itself.That's how against the sky he is!From then on, Alex became known as 'Fortune', the one who controls luck!