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... He didn’t move. Didn’t blink.

The numbers. The stats. The categories. All of it.

It was like reading a report card for his entire existence, not just his game, but his body, his presence, his... dick.

His eyes tracked the line again.

Length: 10.9 cm (Below average)

Appeal Rating: ★☆☆☆☆

He winced. Physically winced. His shoulders tensed, his mouth curled like the taste of it had hit his tongue.

"Oh my God," he muttered under his breath.

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