Douluo: If You Cut Me, You Will Lose the Treasure, Bibi Dong is Addicted - Chapter 797: Outrageous ads from those years

I am Racist.…I mean, my name is Racis T.I was a stand-up comedian. The flop kind. The type who only got laughs when someone else was roasting him.One night, I was doing a gig at a shady, run-down bar—the kind where tattooed bikers drink motor oil for breakfast. I went in with my usual dark humor, but my jokes were getting the same reaction as my dating profile: complete silence.That didn’t sit right with my inner artist, who was already starving to death. So I did what any committed comedian would—I went darker.Turns out, one of my jokes (or all of them?) triggered a guy so hard that he pulled a trigger. Headshot. Instant death.But hey, look at this: A guy got triggered, so he pulled the trigger. That’s wordplay. But who cares? I’m dead anyway.All I wanted was a successful show, people laughing, and maybe a few girls swooning over my wit. I never cared about money. The millions I’d have made would have gone to charity—specifically, 0.001% of it. See? I’m generous like that.Anyway, death is death. My story should’ve ended there.But… if there is an afterlife, I had a simple wish: become a successful comedian, find a loving wife, and have just enough money to afford three meals a day… and maybe a humble little private yacht. Or a jet. But that’s it. Because, like I said, I don’t care about money.Unfortunately, wishes don’t work that way.Because, well—there was an afterlife.And it was absolutely not what I wished for.

Indulge in willful princess disease / amnesia stupid beauty Ax gentle and considerate brainless pet / paranoid black belly crazy beauty O
#Chapter Thirteen Amnesia/The age difference of six years old is o in the early stage, and it will be divided into a twice
When Jiang Jinyi was eighteen years old, her mother brought back a woman and asked her to call her sister.
At the beginning, they got along fairly well, but for some reason, Jiang Jinyi began to hate her, and even only hated her because she ran away from home.
One day four years later, Jiang Jinyi was attacked and his life was saved, but his memory returned to the year when he was eighteen years old when he first met Jiang Youwan.
The cold and elegant omega in my memory took her upstairs into his arms with red eyes and frantically, and said tremblingly, “I beg you, come home with me, okay?”
Jiang Jinyi blinked, “Okay…”
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Only Jiang Youwan knew that she fell in love with the second young lady of the Jiang family.
But the disgust on Jiang Jinyi’s face made her hide her love in her dark heart.
She ran away from home, she has been secretly protecting her and helping her, originally thinking of letting her fly, just watch from a distance.
But the sudden injury and amnesia caused Jiang Youwan’s inner desire to stir.
——
Drunk at night, Jiang Youwan took the opportunity to make her say many, many words that she would never leave, and recorded them before allowing her to sleep in his arms.
After the second differentiation, Jiang Youwan tempted her to bite her own glands, so that she could never quit.
No one knows that omega President Jiang, who is usually abstinent and indifferent, is trying to seduce the second lady in her family every day.
Jiang Jinyi is sinking in her gentle hometown and gradually lost…
Jiang Youwan hoped that they could continue like this, but Jiang Jinyi still regained her memory, and her dream was broken.
Jiang Youwan clenched her wrist tightly, stared at her, trapped her with pheromones, and said, “Don’t think about leaving me!”

Six-year-old age difference, weak A is strong O, A is o in the early stage, secondary differentiation into a, female a has no second set of organs.
CP has no blood relationship, not real sisters, dog blood warning!

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