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... Alfred E. Newman, Pre-Glassing Terran Philosopher

I will not eat the applesauce. - Unknown, Age of Paranoia, TerraSol

One day, on an exceptionally angry ball of mud, a lemur picked up a rock. And the universe made that everyone else’s problem - Mantid Fr33_Lax, from "Collections of Wisdom Without an Overmind", New Mantid Press

That sounds like a you problem, not a me problem - The Universe

N’Thrap was a warrior caste Treana’ad of superior color and size. Hatched ...

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