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... inosaur lady that you told me about."

*Sniff* "Yea... It was amazing."

"Gross. Anyway, after you guys had sex a couple of times, you realized that she didn't have the fancy birthmark people get after they boink one of your family members for the first time."

"T-They're not birthmarks!"

"Not the point."

"O-Okay, well... Yea."

"And that birthmark basically means that the two of you will be together forever and be super in love and gushy and have lots ...

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