Following a Hundred Years of Cultivation, I'm dying Before I Got Cheats - Chapter 1042 - : Calamity Strikes, A Glimmer of Hope

Zhang Yang, the office drone, spent his days slacking off with the campus beauty and his nights watching his sister-in-law practice leg lifts. His girlfriend Xiao Man watched him every day, falling deep in thought... Until one day, while straddling Zhang Yang, she unleashed a soul-searching interrogation, “Why did the dean bow to you? Why did the richest man gift you a villa? Why did the tattoo-covered big brother kneel before you, begging you to take his wife?”

Writing, drawing, and occasionally pretending to be a master of calligraphy, fooling people into paying customers with a lot of money…

This is Lin Zhishui’s light and comfortable little days.

However, he didn’t know that the guests of his calligraphy and painting shop who loved the ancient style and traditional culture were actually strange people who practiced in the world.

The guests never thought that the most mysterious and unpredictable figure in the cultivation world was just a mortal who liked to play dumb puzzles?

so-called-

Cross-server communication is barrier-free, and you can rely on your brain for guidance!

After many years, Lin Zhishui finally understood the truth. Looking at the brush that had accompanied him for many years, the corners of his mouth twitched:

“This is poisonous!”

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[ps: When you are bored, you can look at the other two works by author Jun, “I heard that I am super fierce after my death” and “The Strongest Internet God”, which are relatively short, light spray, orz]

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Travel through the world of pirates and get the red police explosion system, with tens of billions of explosive troops, subvert the world!

He is known as the worst criminal in history. In order to kill the admiral, he sent millions of soldiers. He is known as the world’s worst criminal!

His mind-controlling device can transform the navy: “Five old stars, take a look, in the navy, which one of us has more people?”

His self-explosive soldiers frightened cp0, and his radiation soldiers made the four emperors retreat.

His super-time air soldiers made Tianlong people sleepless, and his super weapons and bullets made the general escape from danger…

“I’m here to give you an ultimatum! You’ve been surrounded by me!” On top of the war, Ren stood alone on the top floor of the Navy Headquarters, watching the two sides fighting and said calmly.

At the same time, a channel was opened behind him, hundreds of millions of mobilized soldiers, magnetic blast infantry, biochemical soldiers, self-explosive soldiers, pilots… tens of millions of prismatic tanks, aircraft cannons, and even super weapons, yes For the superhumans present!

“Wuluoxing, how many teachers do you have?”

(explosive flow)

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[Female lead with no romantic interest + ancient female awakening + passionate righteousness + refusing to be a submissive woman] After failing to conquer the emperor, the system punished me by forcing me to livestream modern life to ancient people.

The man I personally supported to ascend the throne saw me wearing a strapless minidress and dancing seductively at a banquet amidst revelry and wine, and he flew into a rage, accusing me of violating womanly virtues.

I smiled calmly and pointed the camera towards a modern street, launching a shocking livestream for the ancient people!

“Good heavens? It’s nighttime now, but what are those pearls shining so brightly?”

Female lead: Those are light bulbs.

“There are indeed objects in this world that can transmit sound over thousands of miles away. What a marvelous treasure!”

Female lead: This is a cell phone.

“How could the women on the streets dress so scantily and shamelessly flirt with men? Don’t they know propriety? Why hasn’t the county office come to stop these debased women and thrown them into pigsties?”

Female lead: Because this is the glorious era of China!