Former Ranker's Newbie Life - Chapter 28

After obtaining the God of Cookery System, Jiang Feng started with a food stall selling rice combo sets and became the Culinary God of China!“The stall is a hidden gem. Seriously.”“I'll take one. I'm a food vlogger. I heard this rice combo set is amazing, so I'm here to review it.”“Didn't you just say it wasn't worth detouring for 15 minutes to come here?”Was there even a need to ask if it was tasty? Even a fellow vendor had become a customer!

“You Scammer! Return me my 10,000-year-old Mystic Jade Staff!”“You lost it fair and square in the gamble, Grand Elder. I can’t help it if your so-called Profound Scrying Eyes couldn’t see through my cups.”“What cups!? Those were the Divine Temple Bells of the Mahayana Temple!”“And?”“Even the Immortal Monarch himself can’t see through them, you thief!”***“What do you mean you won’t reimburse me for the Flying Sword Insurance I took?”“The terms and conditions clearly state that there will be no reimbursement within the first year of taking out the policy.”“You never said that!”“And you never read the fine print in the contract, Patriarch.”“The fine print that was written with illusory ink!? You bastard!”***“How did my small loan of 1,000 Immortal Stones turn into a debt of 100,000 Immortal Stones? You loan shark!”“That’s just the power of compounding, my friend.”“You call that compounding? I took the loan last week, you scammer! And I’m not your friend, I’m the goddamn Emperor!”***“How are you not dead? I saw your corpse with my own eyes!”“My death was greatly exaggerated, Senior Sister.”“You didn’t even have a head!”“Like I said, exaggerated.”***In the vast world of cultivation, where honor and integrity reign supreme, one man dares to defy the heavens—not with sword or spell, but with deception and trickery.Once a lowly street urchin, Han Yu quickly realized that cultivation required three things: talent, resources, and powerful backers. He had none of those. What he did have, however, was a sharp tongue, quick hands, and a complete lack of shame.From gambling dens to immortal auctions, from conning sect elders to running an interdimensional insurance scam, Han Yu’s reputation spreads across the cultivation world like an unstoppable plague.No treasure is too sacred, no contract too ironclad, and no oath too unbreakable for him to twist to his advantage. Even the mighty Immortal Clans dare not underestimate him—after all, the last sect that tried ended up legally belonging to him.With a growing list of enemies, a debt larger than some celestial empires, and a skillset that consists entirely of loopholes, misdirection, and sheer audacity, Han Yu’s journey to the peak of immortality is anything but conventional.Will he be hunted down by every major power in the realm? Will he accidentally scam his way into becoming an Immortal Emperor? Or will he outwit even fate itself and make the heavens owe him a favor?One thing is certain—when Han Yu is involved, nothing is ever fair, but the house always wins.-------P.S: This book is set in the universe of Walker of the Words and is in the same time period.Tags: #Comedy#weak to strong#Scamming#Beast companions#Monster Master#World Exploration#Faceslapping#Overpowered Cheats#Pretending to be weak

“The world is doomed... and humanity will perish because every man on Earth is going to die.”​Morse Xuan, the young leader of the prestigious Xuan Clan, suddenly awakens to the memories of his past life.He realizes with horror that he has been reincarnated into the world of 'Nights of the Celestial Phoenix's Lust'—a notorious R-rated novel known for its devastating ending.​In the original story, the heroine’s power and desire grew so immense and uncontrollable that no man could withstand her.In her explosive frustration and divine wrath, she ended up annihilating every male being in existence.​Determined to survive and save the world, Morse tracks down the heroine, Ni Ni Layan, before her powers awaken.After bringing her into the Xuan Clan as a core disciple, he begins a desperate mission to “tame” her.​He forces her to practice Yin-based cultivation to suppress her raging Yang energy.He grows every known herb used for calming the mind, teaches her meditation, yoga, and heart-cleansing techniques to kill her surging emotions. He does everything to keep her calm.​But one fateful midnight, he finds her looming over him in his private chambers, her golden eyes burning with an intensity he failed to extinguish.“I know exactly what you’re trying to do, Morse...” she whispers, leaning dangerously close.“Since you're so worried about my satisfaction... why don't you try to satisfy me yourself?”Single Love Interest (No Harem)True RomanceOverpowered Female LeadWeak to Strong (Protagonist)Yandere Vibes

As part of the imperial family, every move by Chu Yuan in this game of chess is made with apprehension, fearing that with a moment of inattentiveness, the whole match will be lost in a single move.

Ascending to the throne at eighteen, not half a year passes before civil strife erupts in Yun Nan. Though the thoughts of the old guard at the imperial court are not exactly identical, they are all waiting to see how the new emperor will put an end to this.

Unexpectedly, before this side could make a move, a few thousand miles away, the King of Xi Nan, Duan Bai Yue, had already personally commanded troops to attack in all directions; not half a year had passed when peace was restored.

Sparse moonlight shines into the palace; Chu Yuan stamped the wax seal himself, and had a secret letter sent urgently to Yun Nan 800 miles away — this time, what must we(1) give in exchange?

Brush marks passed through the back of the paper; it almost can be seen, when writing this line, how angry the young emperor was.

Duan Bai Yue spread out a piece of paper unhurriedly, replying with only one word.

You.

Notes:
(1): Chu Yuan is using the royal ‘we’ here.

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