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... sible vegetables with karate-hand precision, like a possessed Iron Chef.

"I come. You no here. I come up. You sleep. I come down. He hit me. Madame."

Then, for added drama, he gently massaged his green chin, his eyes welling up with exaggerated tears like a soap opera goblin. If he had onions, he would've rubbed them into his eyes just to sell it harder.

Alice blinked.

Alex blinked.

As Rae fumbled through his award-winning "me caveman, me no smart" routine ...

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