Future News: My Phone Mutated - Chapter 267

Q: How would you approach your target?

Tiger Tribe:
Jiang Yu (excited): “Cure him, give him medicine!”

Future Mecha:
Duan Jingzhe (at a loss): “… umm … feed him expired nutrients?”

Ancient Court:
Donghao Yang (banter): “Follow nature’s example and flirt shamelessly.”

Next unlucky protagonist: “…”

This is a collection of three short stories in which each protagonist crosses to another world or is reborn.

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After being transmigrated into a comedic yuri novel as a hapless cannon fodder male character, Luo Wusheng desire one thing only, and that is to survive the incoming battle that would eradicate every member of his Sect. However, the developments of things seem to be spiralling out of his control.After a year full of hardwork, he noticed that some of the original Protagonist Harem Member, who are supposed to be into girls, behaved a little bit weird around him.Soon, he realized why.The Holy Maiden of the Demon Sect has a secret crush on him.The Empress of the Immortal Nation wants to have him as her consort.The Nine-Tailed Fox Netherqueen, the Monarch of the Netherkin Nation, wants to be his mate till the end of time.“Little Yuli! Aren’t you the original main character? Aren’t they all your girl? Please get them off me!” Facing the surrounding sharks, Luo Wusheng cried for help.As the original main character of this Yuri-Themed Xianxia World, the Protagonist nodded her head, and with a determination expression on her face, she answered, “You are right, the only one who can have you is me!”Luo Wusheng, feeling stupified at her word, can only stare in shock toward the incoming meteor that is the female sword cultivator.Luo Wusheng: ???, What's wrong with these girls??

[ WARNING: R-18 chapters are hentai ] “I’ll bring my zombie waifus back to human again!”Sid Wilder was the top player of a famous zombie game and a popular livestreamer. At the peak of his career, he faced a huge controversy: he refused to kill the final boss, a zombie bride. Viewers mocked him and even accused him of being a necrophile who was “in love with corpses.”Sid died while trying to prove them wrong. But instead of disappearing, he found himself inside the very game he once played. This time, he gained the powers of a streamer combined with a mysterious game system.To his shock, Sid discovered a unique skill... he could revive zombie girls and bring them back as humans. Imagine being the only living man in a ruined world, with the power to choose which beautiful zombie girls to save, each one becoming loyal to you forever.With this power, Sid planned to build a community with his zombie waifus and bring back humanity by passing on his bloodline.

Before his gruesome death, Gene Conti was one of the greatest icons of the 1960s. But after spending half a century in Hell, only gambling and the suffering of others excite him.Fortunately for him, his days of boredom are over. Having served his sentence, he finds himself in the body of a young man in the modern era.Now freed, Gene wishes to continue what he missed the most as a dead man: acting.Once again, he aspires to be an actor admired the world over.But will the angels and demons leave him alone? Will his bold attitude clash with the sensitive modern era? Or will the actor from Hell surrender to his lust for chaos and violence?