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... beam with joy, showing that she really cared about my personal opinion.

"But could you get up first, because no matter what you say or do, I don't think I can take it seriously coming from a woman who's bathing in her own piss." I looked down at my mother, who was sitting on the transparent fluid below, and shook my head in dismay.

"Kafi!" She shouted in embarrassment with a flushed look on her face. "This puddle below me isn't made of pee! It's actually my-..."

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