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... ally can’t go to the bathroom by yourself with a leg injury!"

"But I’m really curious, how did you manage to pee on the floor?"

"Can you get out of bed?"

"Or did you lie in bed and pee downwards, can you aim that far? You’re not a guy, are you?"

"Could you demonstrate it for me?"

Tang Feng looked at Jiang Miaomiao, his face full of curiosity.

Jiang Miaomiao, so irritated by his words, immediately grabbed a pillow and threw it furiously at Tang Feng ...

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