Hedonist Sovereign - Chapter 440 - I’ll Still Hit You Even If You’re From The Sima Family!

Guys here is my pitch.....In the sprawling world of fantasy, we’ve often been treated to tales of heroes reincarnated with divine blessings, legendary powers, or cheat-like abilities, thrust into magical lands as shining saviors—or chaotic terrors. But what happens when the very concept of reincarnation becomes a curse? When the divine boon is a big fat joke, and the “cheat system” doesn’t quite… cheat?Enter John, the unluckiest reincarnate. Blessed by a god and thrust into a fantasy world, he dreams of glory, power, and adventure—only to wake up as a normal, utterly powerless bird. Not a mythical phoenix, not an ancient thunder eagle. Just… a bird.To make matters worse, this world is no ordinary realm. It's a land scarred by the devastating legacies of past isekai’d heroes and villains, whose reckless exploits piled skeletons into mountains and turned their cheats into harbingers of chaos. Fed up with these unruly intruders, the ancients of the realm banded together to create a world-shaking seal: all reincarnated souls are trapped in the bodies of harmless animals, confined to isolated sanctuaries that function more like fantasy zoos.Here’s the twist: this isn’t mercy. It’s a resource grab. The powerful beast tamers of this realm have turned these reincarnated souls into exotic pets, prized for their cheat-like potential.John finds himself at the bottom of the food chain in every sense. His cheat doesn’t work. His human form is gone. And his world is filled with predatory cultivators who see him as either a snack or a tool.But John isn’t one to give up so easily. What starts as despair quickly turns into cunning survival. With wings and wit as his only tools, John must navigate layers of misfortune, dodge fate’s sharp talons, and cheat his way through a world determined to keep him grounded.Get ready to join John on a wildly unconventional journey—one where reincarnation isn’t a ticket to greatness, but a death sentence he’s determined to rewrite. His story is one of humor, wit, and persistence, as he explores a world where he is the joke and his survival is the punchline.Main tags: reincarnation/isekai, beast taming cultivation system, comedy, action, adventure.Of course No-harem!

Lin Moran transmigrated into a book, and became a little maid with the same name in a fictional novel, serving around the eldest princess.
In the original book, the eldest princess has a withdrawn personality, is violent and unkind, and often plays tricks on people in applause.
Lin Moran was afraid that he would be killed by her, so he usually hides whenever he can, and would rather run to chop firewood and boil water than take the initiative to approach.
Unexpectedly, when she fell into the water one day, she was rescued by the Eldest Princess, and then even carried into the Princess’ room for an unprecedented time, and slept on the Princess’ bed.
Lin Moran: This must be a dream, it must be a dream…
When she opened her eyes, the princess was kissing her fiercely with her hair lowered.
Lin Moran:? ? !
She was terrified, and quickly asked the system in her heart, wanting an answer.
The system didn’t say a word, and directly typed out the cover of the original book and enlarged it in front of her eyes.
Lin Moran finally understood the reason when he saw the three big characters of abo.
It’s over QAQ
From then on, the eldest princess grabbed her and kissed her twice in three days, but Lin Moran couldn’t escape, so she could only let her hug her crying, kissing before eating, kissing before going out, and kissing before going to bed.
Lin Moran couldn’t stand it anymore, so he asked, “Wouldn’t it be annoying for the princess to kiss so many every day?”
The eldest princess: “No, it feels very good.” It’s over after being happy.
In history, there are many examples of canonizing the eldest daughter as the eldest princess. It does not necessarily have to be the emperor’s sister. You can check it on Baidu, and this article makes up the history.
There are private settings, differentiation without organs, the two people are 1v1 throughout the whole process, each other is each other’s white moonlight, and they walk hand in hand from beginning to end with one heart and one mind
A: Qian Yuan
B: moderate
O: Kun Wei
Cute and hardworking by x black-bellied scheming

Content tags: soft spot system sweet text wear book
Search keywords: Protagonist: Lin Moran Qin Yuci ┃ Supporting role: Next door “After being forced to kiss my rival’s boss” Please accept it in advance, thank you all! ┃ Other:
One-sentence introduction: The eldest princess wants to kiss me every day!
Conception: Love can conquer everything, giving people the strength and courage to move forward, invincible

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“I can’t do it anymore. Stop it…I can’t take it anymore!” The second young master stopped in his tracks and raised his brows as he stared at Miss Jiang. “All you had to do was jog, so—”

mc gets transmigrated to Fallout New Vegas with the merchant system. let the questionable adventure begin.