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... estion:

"Where’s Old Qian, the one who castrated pigs back in early summer? Didn’t he say to call him when the pigs are being butchered?"

Wu Lan hadn’t spoken yet when the butcher laughed out loud: "Oh, no! Don’t call Old Qian. He’s fine at castrating pigs, but his butchering skills are just plain lousy!"

"A few years back when he was still butchering, he couldn’t even kill a pig with one stab... I mean, it caused so much suffering to the pig! Talk about sinning!"

...

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