How to Avoid Death on a Daily Basis - Chapter 69: Trial By Fire

Discovering that his wife was cheating on him with his superior, Jonathan Hayes was put on the combat list by his superior, a list that had already been concluded weeks ago.Wanting to survive from the war and come back to get his revenge on his wife and his superior, Jonathan was killed in the battlefield.Instead of going to heaven like every good man should, Jonathan woke up five years back in time, before his country was captured by the enemy, due to the help of his country's corrupt leaders. Jonathan knew his job immediately he realized what had happened to him. To liberate his country from getting captured again, and to get his revenge on his cheating wife and his superior.He had guessed correctly, but there was more to it. He not only went back in time, he woke up in a parallel world where magic was present. His job was not only to rescue his country from getting captured again, his job was to become the first warlord of the world. The first king of the whole world.[Congratulations, you have been rewarded with two unique skills from God]

Lu Heng traversed to a parallel world and acquired the Celestial Destiny System, launching online live streams.A certain platform's outdoor streamer: “Could you help name my unborn child?”“My friend, you're wearing a green hat. The child has another father!”“Master, I have a goddess with whom I've had an online relationship for three years. How is this romance going to turn out?”“Your goddess is actually the old woman next door!”

He Huan transmigrated into an omega who had been divorced seven times.
He Huan: Someone got divorced because of lack of body fragrance?
As an acacia tree spirit, I have all the pheromones you want.

Then, all the Alphas who repented of the marriage before all knelt down and begged for reunion.
A certain chaebol: “Honey, give me one more chance, and I can get rid of all my lovers.”
A certain nobleman: “As long as you marry me, you can share my title, are you tempted?”
A certain general: “Which planet do you like, I will take it down for you.”
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He Huan was so annoyed by being stalked that he randomly pulled a man on the street as a shield.
“New fiancé, let’s find out.”
Everyone knelt: “Your Majesty, Your Highness the Prince…”
He Huan: …
It seems that you have offended a big shot, why don’t you call off the engagement again?

PS:
1, 1vs1, HE
2. Sand glyphs, there is no logic, don’t use your brain, if you are serious, you will lose.
3. There are many private settings, don’t care about these details, just to make the crispy duck more delicious.

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A slime randomly falls into existence. Sapient and born with the ability to recreate parts of the things it preys upon, the highly confused drop of primordial soup decides that the only real thing it can do is become the being at the top of the food chain. A task of longevity in the leaves of the Omniverse.