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... ituation seems like absolute rock bottom to me, these stupid assholes will find new and innovative ways to dig even deeper.

That's the one thing these motherfuckers are truly capable of. 𝘧𝓇𝗲𝑒we𝙗noѵ𝑒l.𝐜o𝘮

"You need therapy," Jennifer sighed at my joke. "I actually know a pretty good therapist. I'll book a session for tomorrow."

Whoa, stop there for a minute, Noelle 2.0.

The last thing I need is to get enrolled into therapy sessions just because I joked about ...

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