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... a dress to the worker there and said, "Can you get this stain out of my dress?"

The worker didn't hear him. "Come again?"

The man replied, "No. This time it's salad cream."

Anyway, after that climax, I sent that Hero to stand outside the room with his hands in the air.

I punished him for what he had done.

He was doing that because he wanted to show me that my comedy is so good that it got him screaming without the s.

I do like his good intentions ...

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