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- But hey, your punches were pretty solid. Is that what you call delinquent form?

- What’s that supposed to mean?

- Your wrist okay? Didn’t you sprain it? LOL.

- Don’t even start. My wrist’s injured right now.

- LMAO.

- Fat people are surprisingly firm, you know? It’s like even the soft parts are somehow solid.

- Damn.

- The chubbier ones are worse. My wrist still hurts like hell.

- Ow.

Go Minji fired off texts non-s ...

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