I Can Assimilate Everything - Chapter 478: The Agony of Getting Exactly What You Wanted!

An internet troll who wanted attention, the reader criticized his favorite web novel, saying: “The protagonist is dumb and the author is stupid.”

Standing before you are:

Guardian and patron of darkness,

Disruptors and Reshapers of Order,

creator and persecutor of licking dogs,

The tea master, the goddess of the dark night, the nightmares and gravediggers of the gods,

The true ancestor of blood – Charlotte de Castel.

With madness, with blood, with curse, with destruction.

This is a legend belonging to the blood family…

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A new book “The Madame Hid Her Baby Bump and Ran Away, While President Jin Searched the World Crazily” is released! It's a unique blend of initial heartbreak followed by sweetness, featuring a genius and adorable baby. Expect an even more dramatic story, and we hope for your support!That year, Ye Weiwei was forced by her parents to take the fall for her twin sister and go to jail, where she gave birth to a pair of twins.Five years later, she returns with her daughter, outsmarting scheming white lotuses and saving a cute little bun.From then on, she is no longer just a former convict but becomes Mrs. Xiao, pampered to the point of weakness by Xiao Jinghan.

At the end of the world, a legendary hero gave his life to save a dear friend, only to be reborn as a four-year-old orphan with 'Crab Affinity'.The apocalypse has come and gone, claiming humanity with it. All humans have had their 'Souls' stolen and claimed by monsters - vampires, demons, zombies - you name it.Reborn as Barnacles (Barns for short), the once-legendary hero claws his way back to strength under the tutelage of the gluttonous King Crab, a sentient crustacean with more vice than virtue in his shell.Follow Barns' journey as he rediscovers his power of rebirth, which when combined with a little 'crab magic' has the power to reset humans back to their original selves.It's time to take a crack at resetting the apocalypse.