I Don’t Want To Reincarnate - Chapter 496 - : The dark humor in life

Fu Hongxue was a cripple, born with a lame leg and subject to epileptic seizures. He was also one of the most powerful, legendary figures of the martial arts world, with a dull black saber that was second to none. His fame made him a frequent target of challengers, but whenever his saber left its sheath, only corpses would remain in its wake. One day, however, Fu Hongxue rescued someone whom he should have killed…and in doing so, set of a chain of events and a conspiracy that would rock the world.

The Luck Protection Center is affiliated to the Cosmic Alliance.
Its employees take the responsibility of safeguarding the stability of the world order, and will send defenders to guide the children of luck, so that the children of luck have a good life.
And the secret to being an ace defender.
“As long as you have a dedicated (xian shen) heart.”
Fu Xinghe kissed the profile of the person next to him.
The son of luck on this plane also loves me so much.
If you think the world is boring, life is meaningless.
If you are flawed and vilified by everyone.
If you are deceived, be abandoned.
So.
– Hello, I am Fu Xinghe. From today onwards, I will spend the rest of my life with you.
“You will love me, protect me, and respect me.”
“Nirvana and rebirth for me.”
You will love this world, you will turn the broken into a sharp blade, and you will erase the dust and shine.

【Love and protection, gentleness and healing are always the most powerful force. 】
[I want to spend the rest of my life with you until you grow old. 】
【Must see! 】【Must see! 】【Must see! 】
——Demining Guide——
1. The main attack text, irreversible. Mutual favor and partial attack, the arrow will be a little thicker when receiving the opposite attack.
2.1V1, subject to slice.
3. Fu Xinghe (attack): Hedonist, squeamish, harsh and gentle.
4. Shou is mostly destined, love at first sight, and strong for love. If you don’t like it, don’t enter.
5. Revenge is not the point, love is the theme, be careful (you can communicate rationally, don’t scold me!)
6. Some people like to suffer, and some people like to attack, but they are all single arrows, and the thunder is not allowed to enter. (In addition to the initial world, Xinghe has a first love boyfriend!)
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World 1: Fluffy and squeamish, cat X is indifferent to the outside world and pampered at home, the president (completed)
[Hint: Be careful, the supporting role may cause discomfort at the beginning]
World 2: Travel is angry every day painter X color blind brain circuit strange musician (completed)
World 3: Forced Women · School God X Angry School Scum · School Bully (Completed)
World 4: Spending money like land without money will die. Paper man X original love, money is like a stingy door, and now spending a lot of money. Designer (completed)
World 5: Little Sun Group’s Favorite Dragon Set·Actor X Dual Personality·Main Character, Veteran Officer, Deputy Personality, Clinging Spirit·Emperor (Completed)
Initial World: Fantasy? reality? (completed)

Content tags: Soft love, sweet text, fast crossing, modern overhead
Search keywords: protagonist: Fu Xinghe ┃ supporting role: pre-“You counterattack, I dedicate myself? Farewell”, which will be updated around 4.20 ┃ Others: main attack, fast wear, sweet text, mutual favor and partial attack
One-sentence introduction: The protection object took a fancy to me again, and I followed.

- Description from novelbuddy

This appears to be this type of story:

Soon after knowing that she was going to marry Song Shi An, Su Tang made a firm resolution to barter to get a bill of divorce within one month!

The reasons are many with one being crucial, that pan of cold noodles has been an eyesore for a very long time!

Actually, it is this type of story:

Has lightning, dog blood, even more it has big meat. Love steamed buns, love beautiful meals, as well as love household tussles.

Go out to build the family fortune, enter the house to steadily accompany the lady of the house! Who dares to interfere? Stiff penalties being served!

- Description from Novelupdates

When Ren Sheng is being hunted, in order to not fall into the hands of his enemies he decides to jump into the crack of space and time. Unexpectedly, he crossed into the future and was forced to substitute as a bride while he was still in a coma.

When he wakes up, he actually has a husband… Ren Sheng is extremely satisfied.

Such a delicious nourishment, this is his first time seeing it! Really want to root up ah ah ah!

As a result Lord Marshal, who was sick in bed, had a “little wife” who has been touching him all day and drooling over him.