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... k’s title slightly unsettling. But that all of you would be willing to pick up such a book, and even flip open its pages, has made me very glad. Thus, I would like to express my heartfelt gratitude here, because this novel was written based on its title. fre𝑒𝘸𝚎𝚋n૦ѵℯl.c𝒐𝘮

I personally like stories that are compelling and are of high entertainment value, and if such a story had a punchline, rather than just like it, I’d really love it. This time, the punchline that I’d set is the titl ...

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