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Zheng Cheng explained, “That’s a feature of my acute gastroenteritis that exploded instantly after leveling up to LV3. It’s called anal fissure.”

“The longer you hold it in, the higher chance you have of getting an anal fissure…

‘What?!”

At this point, Bai Jingsheng exclaimed in astonishment, his eyes full of panic. Li Jiao curiously asked, “Bai Jingsheng, what are you so surprised about?”

“Right, what does anal fissure mean?”

“It means your anus is ...

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