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... our team has done it this time!" One of the ministers exclaimed, patting Tim on his best excitedly. 


"Yes. Yes!" The others added, making Tim restrain himself from rolling his eyes. 


Who was it that had compliments earlier? 


Who was it that wore their faces as though they were standing on dog sh**?


Oh... So now it's okay?


Heh.


The ministers sure did have thick faces because they seemed to act as though they had been pleas ...

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