In the Future, My Whole Body is a Treasure - Chapter 25: Small Green Vine

The world ended.Zombies and monsters rose. Cities crumbled.And Merek? He woke up in the apocalypse with a job that lets him create armor for lingering souls—spirits without bodies, desperate for purpose.Turns out, the dead don’t rest easy. Some are angry. Some vengeful. Others? Just lost. When Merek binds them into steel warframes, they don’t just fight... they evolve.Now, he leads a legion of the undead—ghosts in armor, bound to him by oath and fate.Faction leaders call him mad. Warlords want him dead. And God? If He’s watching, He’s not talking.Merek was supposed to die with everyone else.Instead, he got a support type job no one’s heard of... and a shot at rewriting his pathetic Earth-life.In this world, only the fittest survive.And Merek? He’s got undeads in steel at his side.

One is the gentle and handsome zombie father who has raised her for thousands of years, and the other is the cold and awkward Professor Tianshi who always lectures her. I hate it, why are you digging by Uncle Mei? Jiang Xiaosi bared his teeth, I’ll choose whose blood tastes better… The story of a bouncing little zombie in the Tuoguxiang sex toy store.

- Description from novelbuddy

Some say he is the bad apple in a basket, that he’s rotting everything around him with disgrace and corruption.

Some say he is the biggest scum of the South Zhanbu Continent, that he’s colluding with the dark sects to cheat, steal, and commit all manner of atrocities.

Some say he is the most wanted playboy. “Lock your daughters at home to keep Fang Xing away!”

To all of those people, “That’s right, I am that big rotten apple. Any problem with that?”

This brand of anti-hero is a young orphan with poor prospects and nothing more than the keepsakes of his uncles. He plots, schemes, and orchestrates all manner of villainy in his quest for power and revenge, unafraid to live precariously and make enemies out of those he really should not.

- Description from Novelupdates

Hello, my fellow Tsunade enjoyers!Tired of MCs collecting more sharingans than Danzo?Had enough of Uchiha revenge plots and Konoha crush plans?Feeling hopeless because of yet another self-insert, wish-fulfillment garbage?Fear not!This book will recharge your Tsunadium daily!Enjoy real romance and peak comedy.Your favorite tsundere heroine is here!What are you waiting for?Get your Limited Edition today—only for 699 ryo!*Sincerely yours,Kakuzu.*(NO REFUNDS)---What to expect:Romance+comedy combo, with Tsunade as the female lead.MC is strong from the start but plays a supportive role.Not a system novel, though the MC technically has one.MC is a slacker and a flirt, but there’s no harem.Add to this a slight take on Hokage duties and politics.---It’s a translation, by the way, but I cleaned it up a bit.All credit goes to the original creators.Upload schedule: 1 chapter a day.If you're looking for the raw title or MTL, check out my pinned review below.