Kuma Kuma Kuma Bear - Chapter 370

What do you do when your brother dies because of some entitled assholes? You go undercover.My real name? Clare. But at school, I’m Clause—just another guy blending in. Disguised. Watching. Yes, a boy. No, it's not an all-boys school—I'm just deep undercover, hunting down the bastard responsible for my brother’s suicide. Nobody—and I mean nobody—messes with my precious brother and gets away with it. They better pray I never find them, because when I do? Death will be a mercy, and trust me—I don’t do mercy.And as for the egotistical Alpha and the narcissistic Vampire Prince? They can go fuck themselves. I don’t do mates, I don’t do claiming, and I sure as hell don’t do them.

Reincarnated in a magical world with INTERNET POWER?Nolan, a failed teacher, dies and wakes up in a ruined fantasy world—in the body of a Mana Specialist—a magic instructor who helps wizards and knights control the dangerous, corrupted mana flowing through their realm.The problem?The body’s former owner made a deadly pact with a succubus and was hunted by his noble family. Worse still, Nolan doesn’t know a single thing about being a magic specialist that could’ve helped him tremendously in his troubled situation.Just when he thought all hope was lost, Nolan gains access to the Internet. Not just Earth’s version, but this magical world’s version too.Need a face slap? Buy an internet promo to gain access to the knowledge wherever he needs.Succubus problem and strengthening up? Play inside the game and get stronger in real life too.Sometimes, to solve magical problems, all you need to do is browse.

He was confused, so he asked, “I have a car, a house, good-looks and money. What am I lacking in?”

Copywriter:

On the first day of school, Wei Ru Song accidentally fell in front of Xiao Nian’s dick. With his girlfriend witnessing this incident and thinking that he was giving another man a blowjob, this led to a series of misunderstandings.

WRS : I’m not gay I’m not gay I’m not gayyyyyyyyyyyy!

XN : Neither am I.

WRS : Seems like we need to come up with a scheme to clear our names now.

XN : Ok.

So…

Counselor : I saw you and that junior doing it in the grass, *cough*, kiddo, please take note and be a bad influence.

WRS : No we just fell accidentally…

Neighbour : Wei Ru Song can you be quieter in bed? We couldn’t sleep the entire night.

WRS : No that was just Xiao Nian giving me a massage ahh…

Gym Teacher : You guys know what you did in the equipment room, go clean the mats!

WRS : Noooooooo that was just the milk I spilt!!!

Finally,

XN : Senior

WRS : Yeah?

XN : Since they already think we’re gay, why don’t we just let this work itself out.

WRS : … Just what I was thinking.