Like Deadpool in the DC Universe. - Chapter 8: A banana!!!!?

Okay, so let me get this straight. I wake up and BAM, I'm inside the body of Valerian Thorne—a third-rate villain. I mean, come on? Out of all the characters I might have been reincarnated as, it had to be him? This man was literally a stepping stone for the actual hero. So why him? Why not someone with a little more. potential?Now that I have a system that can unleash Valerian's hidden potential, who knows? Perhaps this third-rate villain will get a second chance, alter his destiny, and prove the world what he is truly capable of. And if I happen to get to keep the gorgeous fiancée in the process. well, I'm not complaining.

ABO, AA, Qiangqiang, dual teachers
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After a car accident, Shen Luyang slipped into a tanmei novel he had read, and there was a system in his head.
System: Your task is to save the protagonist Shou and let him be beautiful alone from the attack. Mission failure, thunder strikes!
Shen Luyang covered his heart: fog grass!​​
The protagonist Gong in this novel called “Love Plus” is a high school teacher. As an S-level Alpha, his family is rich, rich and idle, cold-blooded and perverted, and his force is max. Crazy psychosis in one.
But he is the only teacher in the whole school who can subdue students, and the grades of all the classes he has taught have skyrocketed.​​
All in all, scum is a good teacher, but scum will die.​​
The protagonist Shou is a young teacher who has just graduated and was assigned to this high school. Unfortunately, he was attacked and took a fancy to, and staged a violent robbery.
The protagonist suffers from being an Alpha, and finally ends up in a miserable life.​​
Shen Luyang, the cannon fodder character of the same name in the book, was hit and killed by the attack car in the third chapter because he ran into the attack and threatened the protagonist.
And the node where he passed through the book happened to be the scene of the threat of pushing open the office door…
System: The mission starts, saves the protagonist, the mission fails, and the primary five thunders hit the top!
What the hell!
Shen Lu and Yang Erkang: Thank you, teacher! Bridge, Bridge Bean Sack!
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Tips
1. The sand sculpture dog who can’t help but flirt with the fishing department is attacked, the math teacher X the physics teacher, and the double Alpha is strong
2. The protagonist watched “Sorrowful Love Plus” is a fanfiction, and the original version of “Sorrowful Love” was read. In the original version, Li Gong was a madly criticized law-abiding citizen.
3. Gong doesn’t like the protagonist of the original book, the two books are made up by the author, and there is no prototype
4. There is no big logic, everything serves the plot, have a good time>3
5. The copy was written on February 3, 2021, and screenshots have been taken.

Content tags: Fantasy space system sweet text through books
Search keywords: Protagonist: Shen Luyang ┃ Supporting role: Xie Weihan Han Ersheng ┃ Others: ABO, double A
One sentence introduction: Accidentally bent by a lunatic
Purpose: work hard to live a positive life and enjoy life.

- Description from novelbuddy

Rated +18Ethan (unlike many unlucky protagonists) was doing pretty well, he had just graduated from high school, he isn't a straight A student but he isn't so bad either.He was very popular in his high school days, with short black curly hair, average height and build, and a face any girl would die for, Ethan navigated through high school like a breeze.But before he could leave for college he was diagnosed with a strange illness and was told he had only six months to live.The news was devastating to Ethan but it was true, four months had gone in the blink of an eye and Ethan had only two left, he started trying things he hadn't done before.After getting a recommendation from a friend he bought a virtual reality game called Harem Online.Before he could play the game it glitched and was isekaied into a fantasy world where magic and women reigned supreme.Follow Ethan on his adventure as he navigates through a world dominated by women with his lust system.The early chapters might be a little clumsy but it gets really good, oh and lots of lemon, I mean like a lot of lemons.Additional Tags: Adventure - Action - R18 - Isekai - System - Harem - Weak to Strong - Handsome ML - Beautiful FLs - Smut - Elves - Vampires - Demons - Monster Girls.

Zou Yue jumped to the side, dodging an extended claw of a growling zombie.

A pair of warm hands gripped his small waist from behind and pulled him over to a sturdy chest. The same pair of hands slowly groped his chest.

“Brother fan w—what are you doing?!” Zou carefully looked up at him.

Fan Xui smirked mysteriously at him and removed the huge shades stylishly. A clear pair of eyes met Zou’s challengingly. “since I saved you just now, why don’t you give me a kiss?”

“you… you can see!!! Aren’t you blind!!!” Zou Yue glanced in shock. He pushed himself for of his body.

Fan Xui laughed out loud, gently caressing Zou’s long black hair. “are you gonna leave me now?,” he continued groping his barely their chest through his girly tank top.

“Fuck yeah!! Let go you poser.” he pushed him away and started shooting the zombies outside with renewed passion. Fan suddenly caught his wrist. “You bastard, what are you doing, let go of my hand. The zombies are coming!!!”

“Hmm okay,” Fan Xui let go. He swiftly snapped a fluffy handcuff snugly on his wrist, tying them both together. “Now we are tied together for live and death,”

“FAN. XUI!! Get this off of me!” Zou growled at him, but the young man just laughed happily.

“Sigh, you are beautiful even when you are angry, dear,” Fan Xui whispered and pulled him up for a passionate kiss. He gently bit those soft lips and moaned. “Delicious,”

Letting go, he slowly waved his hand towards the upcoming zombies and they are reduced to ashes.